quantumeffect
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 10:59:19
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Pigocolypse.
Should I be alarmed that I already knew that hogs would eat people and have been used to "dispose of evidence" before?
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Old55
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 11:04:30
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Sad. I hope it was the heart-attack scenario.
I'll be watching the sky for locusts, just in case.
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 11:08:22
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Will pigs restore the "a" and call us peaple?
Will they now eat double slop and peaple burgers?
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 11:16:33
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I wonder if they will acquire a taste for cured human belly cuts.
Will they call it 'becan'?
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bapu
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 11:19:53
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I heard from a guy who lives round the corner from Freddy who once walk past the recording studio over on Main street after his dad kicked him out the house for smokin' Pall Malls that his friend stole from the Liquor Store he worked in where the guy there that drove a 1963 Rolls Royce said he knew a guy in the record business up on Highland and did we wanna take a ride up there and have him listen to our demo tape and we did and the guy would not even see us so the guy with the Rolls took us to his apartment and plugged his tape deck into his home stereo and said "That's what you would sound like on the radio" that pigs are actual audio engineers. They manufacture the oink sound. Does oink sound like a British werd? Should US pigs pronounce it ink?
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 11:21:11
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I've mastered the art of eating like a pig. I'm trying to fit in.
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Ham N Egz
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 11:21:30
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wasnt there a pig eats human scene from Silence of the Lambs?
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Ham N Egz
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 11:23:18
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varispeeding my pig 
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Ham N Egz
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 11:29:32
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PIGS, nothing, be very afraid of Cacti 
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 11:31:34
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Why did I expect to see "Wile E Coyote was here" scrawled on that wall?
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Ham N Egz
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 11:43:44
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UbiquitousBubba
Why did I expect to see "Wile E Coyote was here" scrawled on that wall?
Because you are just that kinda guy????
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spacey
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 12:16:47
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Well Stephen King will probably know what to do with this story.
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 12:50:58
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bapu
Does oink sound like a British werd?
Yes it does, you oik.
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 12:52:13
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spacey
Well Stephen King will probably know what to do with this story.
Make it 497 pages longer than it needs to be?
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craigb
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 13:50:31
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There was already a Criminal Minds episode about a family that disposed of bodies using their pigs.
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The Maillard Reaction
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 15:28:12
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That's a gruesome story.
A 700 pound pig is bigger than 2 hefty football players.
If it was gonna happen.. you wouldn't stand a chance.
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Bub 
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 17:35:30
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Hogs are very viscous creatures. If you get them when they are still suckling and are planning on keeping them around for more than a couple years you need to saw their tusks off, otherwise they soon discover they can kill with them. Once a hog gets a taste for blood ... shoot it before something bad happens. The old timers use a wire saw to cut the tusks off. "Sad. I hope it was the heart-attack scenario."
A guy I knew up in Iowa had a heart attack while driving his old John Deere tractor. The kind with the big back wheels, long front end, two tiny wheels on the front pitched inward. The wheel turned and it kept driving in circles backwards. I'm gonna leave the rest to your imagination, but the most horrible scenario you can imagine is pretty much what happened ...
"I pulled the head off Elvis, filled Fred up to his pelvis, yaba daba do, the King is gone, and so are you."
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craigb
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 19:29:37
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Bub
... I'm gonna leave the rest to your imagination, but the most horrible scenario you can imagine is pretty much what happened ...
John Tesh set up a piano out in the field and started playing the National Anthem while Rosanne Barr sang it???
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 21:43:51
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Bub
I'm gonna leave the rest to your imagination, but the most horrible scenario you can imagine is pretty much what happened ...
Feedback loop?
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craigb
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Re:The tables have turned (or is it the shoe is on the other knuckle)
2012/10/02 23:26:13
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Can't wait to read Bubba's guess!
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