There has got to be an easier way to get a cute girls phone number

 
To make a long story short ,
 
I had to put my car outside on the street last night because they are painting the building where I live today and tomorrow.
 
Silly me , I decided to park my car right behind a brand new car that belongs to a really cute girl that recently moved into the apt complex where I live ….
 
She had about 5 to 6  feet in front and I gave her about 5 & 1/5 feet behind her car where my front bumper was ….
 
I go out to walk Duke this morning and I see her car is gone and my car has a note on the windshield 
 
The note said , I'm sorry I backed into the front of your bumper please call me if you need to…503-xxx- 1xx9  
 
Like I said folks , there has got to be an easier way to get a cute girls phone number  
 
Kenny
 
PS after checking out my car , my car seems OK and I don't expect anything romantic to ever come out of this experience …  

kennywtelejazz
 
To make a long story short ,
 
I had to put my car outside on the street last night because they are painting the building where I live today and tomorrow.
 
Silly me , I decided to park my car right behind a brand new car that belongs to a really cute girl that recently moved into the apt complex where I live ….
 
She had about 5 to 6  feet in front and I gave her about 5 & 1/5 feet behind her car where my front bumper was ….
 
I go out to walk Duke this morning and I see her car is gone and my car has a note on the windshield 
 
The note said , I'm sorry I backed into the front of your bumper please call me if you need to…503-xxx- 1xx9  
 
Like I said folks , there has got to be an easier way to get a cute girls phone number  
 
Kenny
 
PS after checking out my car , my car seems OK and I don't expect anything romantic to ever come out of this experience …  

so....she's a call girl?
 
 

Well, we've established she's;
 
a) Cute
b) Socially responsible
c) A girl who gives out her phone number to guitarists
 
If you don't call her, I will

IT's much worse if you go around hitting a girls cars to get a number. Usually you only get her lawyers number.
 
 Don't ask me how I know

If there is no obvious damage you are morally obligated to call her so you can clarify the whole incident.

Then again, it could be a sly pass ... But she put the note on the wrong car?

kennywtelejazz
there has got to be an easier way to get a cute girls phone number 
 

Somebody actually wrote a song along those lines:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8rDSrIUWuE

Ahhh, the unknown. Will she be the girl of your dreams or will she smell of mildew, have 20 cats and twigs in her hair.
 
How can you keep from picking up the phone?

ampfixer
IT's much worse if you go around hitting a girls cars to get a number. Usually you only get her lawyers number.
 
 Don't ask me how I know

ampfixer 
Your point well taken  
 

craigb
"I met her by accident..." 

Craig 

that was brilliant 
 

mettelus
If there is no obvious damage you are morally obligated to call her so you can clarify the whole incident.

Then again, it could be a sly pass ... But she put the note on the wrong car?

mettelus , 
 
Well OK , she did hit my car and I'm just happy that there appears to be no damage …
 
Could be a sly pass , then I'm left asking myself , what's a girl half my age gonna see in me ?  
The only girls I ever meet just want to pet my dog Duke … 

 
Kenny
 

Once she hear you play you guitar, she'll put on her Daisy dukes.

dmbaer

kennywtelejazz
there has got to be an easier way to get a cute girls phone number 
 

Somebody actually wrote a song along those lines:
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8rDSrIUWuE

Say, that was a great song  very humorous too .
 

ampfixer
Ahhh, the unknown. Will she be the girl of your dreams or will she smell of mildew, have 20 cats and twigs in her hair.
 
How can you keep from picking up the phone?

hhhmm ,  that sounds pretty appealing compared to nibbling away on Dukes ear when we spoon 
 

yorolpal
Call her. Meet her. And bring the Duke along. Be blasé about the incident. Mention you are a musician. But just mention. Do not come on strong. Be laid back. Let Duke do the heavy lifting. Let nature take its course..

Called her ,  left a message , heard nothing back so far ..I'm OK with it ….
I did notice she parked her car right in front of my entrance where guests park this morning …
I've said hello to her a few times when she has parked there and our paths have crossed in the past …
She is a little itty bitty gal , maybe 5 foot 2 .  
I kid you not when I say this , I think Duke is taller than her when he stands up and he certainly weighs more than her 
If the opportunity presents itself to chat some where's down the line  , Yeah cool , if not OH well….
 

jamesg1213

kennywtelejazz
 then I'm left asking myself , what's a girl half my age gonna see in me ?  
 
 

Maybe take heart from the 71 yr old Jimmy Page..his current girlfriend is 25...

 
 
Well , I certainly hope I look as good as he does if I ever make it to 71 ….
 
A fast little story for you ….
Robbie Blunt bought a Vintage Gretsch Roundup off me once when I worked at Manny's Music .
As a courtesy Robbie hooked me up with backstage passes for the show they were doing that night ..
This was The Honeydrippers Tour back in the mid 80's , they were playing at The Meadowlands in N J …
I brought a really hot girl with me to the show and this was our first date ever  
I was so happy to meet Robert Plant and the whole time he was talking with me he was giving my date the eye and turning up the charm  Oh boy what a first date ….
So I'm standing there and Jimmy Page is like two feet away from me and I didn't have the heart to interrupt him to say hello and introduce myself .
Mr Page was involved in what looked like to me a very serious conversation with a rather Lovely looking lady .
I sure as hell don't want to be the type of guitar player that would want to piss him off over something like butting in on his action  I would rather stay an unknown 
You Know , that sure was a cool night that  will never be forgotten for as long as I may live .
One other thing , i sure as hell didn't mind being called Robert when we got back to her place and hit the sheets 
 
Kenny

Demand a neck massage for hitting your car! Tell her it doesn't hurt now but the thought of her ramming you gives you an intense desire for finger relief! You supply the wine and when you let her take a break play your guitar. Then ask what else she is willing to message.

(....takes notes while bookmarks page as "Best Pick up Lines Evah!!") 

Mesh
Once she hear you play you guitar, she'll put on her Daisy dukes.

Sure wish that would happen  
 

Moshkito
Hi,
 
When she comes over, make sure you are playing loud, or rehearsing loud ... so she will go ... wow ... look at all those gueetars ... !!!

 
Yeah , then she can lick her chops and say to herself " Half of these gueetars are gonna be mine someday " 
 

jamesg1213
Good story Kenny Robbie Blunt - there's a really under-rated player, loved his work with Plant.

+ 1 James  . Robbie Blunt is very underrated as a player . His playing with Plant is simply fantastic .
I feel lucky that I had heard some of his playing before my path intersected with his for that brief moment in time .
 
Hey James , you always seem to get me to spill the beans online 
 
The day Robbie came in to check out the guitar in the store he brought Brian Setzer with him …
Robbie was being super friendly to me and Brian was being very standoffish towards me …
he may of thought I was only interested in making a sale , and tried to make me feel as if I was used car salesman 
 
Since I'm the guy with the keys to a guitar that was locked up , I liberated that guitar handed it to Robbie , he played it for a bit then he handed it to Brian who gave it the once over and played it .Then I took the guitar and took both of those cats to school by playing everything they had just both played , and then i hit them which some of my stuff that I had been working on .
The mood changed fast and all of a sudden I wasn't just a used car salesman who was working in a Music store selling guitars  
Then I told them both , If you are not sure , go out and get some fresh air and think about it …
I needed to fight to get you a better price  and I will see what I can do .
 
Sure enough they walk out the store and Henry ( the stores owner ) comes at me full charge yelling at me what the hell are you doing Kenny  ? Plus a whole bunch of other NSFW verbal tirades ….
I used to butt heads w Henry all the time and I think that was his way of showing me LOVE….
Held my ground and told him they want to buy it but the guitars neck binding is all jacked up and needs to be fixed ….
Also , WTH Henry , every morning for the past 2 weeks you have fired my A$$ and then a half an hour later I end up making a large sale while the guys are out there eating their morning breakfast and then all of a sudden were all cool You and Me ….
A half an hour goes by , they both come back and I give them a better deal …..and I get to keep my job for another day  
 
Anyway sorry to ramble ,
That night at the show Robbie sounded great …
The other 2 guitar players , Jimmy Page and Brian Setzer sounded great also ….lot of energy in the house 
FWIW, Robbie held his own and I dug his playing and guitar tone the most that night 
 
 
Kenny
 
 

kennywtelejazz
….his car has hub caps , mine don't …

 
Sounds like an easy fix for you then. 
 

 

Good point!