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October 17, 11 1:45 PM (permalink)

This is just wrong

Whilst spending time and money at a music store, I saw this laying on the counter....

who would actually.....?  no, on second thought, I don't wanna know.






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    jamesg1213
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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 1:50 PM (permalink)

     
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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 2:13 PM (permalink)
    I actually saw that before.... funny.


    same general idea.

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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 2:40 PM (permalink)

    Straummy has a 'Flying V' uke, ya know.

    He'd make good use of it.

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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 2:52 PM (permalink)
    For those musicians who are more serious-minded, mature, and discerning, you may want to hold out until they come out with Sabbath sheet music for this:



    The "Elitists" out there may want to wait on the Nosewhistle Notation.
    post edited by UbiquitousBubba - October 17, 11 2:53 PM
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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 2:54 PM (permalink)
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    Cool.  A cowbell beater.  I've been looking for one of those for ages.

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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 2:58 PM (permalink)
    Careful, JB.  The former owner is a bit mad.

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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 5:09 PM (permalink)
    you could break a tooth on that thing..... be careful with it.

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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 5:34 PM (permalink)
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    Straummy has a 'Flying V' uke, ya know.

    He'd make good use of it.

     
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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 5:50 PM (permalink)
    I would have bought that book in a heartbeat just to have it. What a riot for Halloween parties or other festive occasions. Sabbath tunes on a uke should get you invited to just about any party!

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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 5:54 PM (permalink)
    I'm going to carry bongos and a triangle in my car at all times just in case I ever find such an event.
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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 6:18 PM (permalink)
    I usually keep my box of kazoos in the glove compartment of my car (one for every octave of Am naturally).

     
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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 6:41 PM (permalink)
    Yeah. If they any real business sense they would have used the word banjo 

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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 7:52 PM (permalink)
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    Yeah. If they any real business sense they would have used the word banjo 


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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 8:24 PM (permalink)
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    Careful, JB.  The former owner is a bit mad.



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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 8:42 PM (permalink)
    Those guys in Pamplona are wimps.  Only once a year?  Heck, we run the bull every day here!

     
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    Re:This is just wrong October 17, 11 10:39 PM (permalink)
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    Those guys in Pamplona are wimps.  Only once a year?  Heck, we run the bull every day here!


    Exactly, more bull here than you can shake a schtick at.

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    Re:This is just wrong October 18, 11 6:13 AM (permalink)
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    I would have bought that book in a heartbeat just to have it. What a riot for Halloween parties or other festive occasions. Sabbath tunes on a uke should get you invited to just about any party!

    No it doesn't... I've tried. Doesn't work with Rock/metal on a uke. No one likes it even before they've heard it...
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
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    Re:This is just wrong October 18, 11 8:44 AM (permalink)
    I just can't imagine a bunch of Sabbath heads, setting round at a party, with someone playing a uke, and everyone else singing along to the tunes..... 





    then again..... maybe I could.... 

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    Re:This is just wrong October 18, 11 10:48 AM (permalink)
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    I just can't imagine a bunch of Sabbath heads, setting round at a party, with someone playing a uke, and everyone else singing along to the tunes..... 





    then again..... maybe I could.... 


    Herb, maybe you've been hanging around the CH too long...

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    Re:This is just wrong October 18, 11 11:03 AM (permalink)
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    I just can't imagine a bunch of Sabbath heads, setting round at a party, with someone playing a uke, and everyone else singing along to the tunes..... 





    then again..... maybe I could.... 


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    Re:This is just wrong October 18, 11 11:14 AM (permalink)
    I'm struggling with the concept of a uke version of War Becan.
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    Re:This is just wrong October 18, 11 11:23 AM (permalink)
    UbiquitousBubba


    I'm struggling with the concept of a uke version of War Becan.

    mmmmm..that sounds a little dangerous...

    War Becan.....lounge style...a la Don Ho
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    Re:This is just wrong October 18, 11 12:36 AM (permalink)
    Shouldn't they offer an accordian version as well?  Just sayin'...

     
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    Re:This is just wrong October 18, 11 5:23 PM (permalink)
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    Whilst spending time and money at a music store, I saw this laying on the counter....

    who would actually.....?  no, on second thought, I don't wanna know.





    It's so wrong it's right!  I'm feeling an urge to buy a Uke and that book, and learn it front to back! 

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