This is the end for me....

HELP HELP HELP
With Gibson taking over cakewalk now there will be a Les Paul Studio and a Les Paul Producer
They will build a ProChannel in the Les Paul.
Then I will have to pay for the license, updates, and extra Tascam ProChannel modules.
And then my Les Paul will crash.....
And then I will have to wait for Les Paul X3b.....
And then I will have to download a new Les Paul guitar from Steam, but I have a slow internet connection.
And I am not used to the skylight fretboard and it looks cluttered.
They will change the strap lock into an iLok and I do not want a dongle in my Gibson Les Paul
And I don't want to play a Les Paul anymore, because I don't like Tascam.
And I want a gapless guitar.
And I don't trust a guitar that is made in an office in Boston.
So goodbye Cakewalk, from now I will only play Fender Stratocaster.