Today is not my birthday.

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2013/12/22 15:07:32 (permalink)

Today is not my birthday.

And it's not yours either... unless it is... in which case, happy birthday.
 
That is all.
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    craigb
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/22 16:21:38 (permalink)
    Thanks!


     
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/22 16:25:26 (permalink)
     
    It's also Voldemort's birthday today.
     
     

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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/22 16:26:14 (permalink)
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    Thanks!
     




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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/22 18:22:41 (permalink)
    Today is not my birthday either...that's on the 27th!!!  I'll be 29>>>


    for the 25th time!!!




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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/22 18:33:50 (permalink)
    cclarry
    Today is not my birthday either...that's on the 27th!!!  I'll be 29>>>


    for the 25th time!!




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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/22 20:39:23 (permalink)
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    cclarry
    Today is not my birthday either...that's on the 27th!!!  I'll be 29>>>


    for the 25th time!!








    No, no, no...  He said it would be his birthday Beepster!  The mad hatter parties celebrate unbirthdays ('cause there's more of 'em!).
     
    HTH.

     
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/23 08:21:51 (permalink)
    craigb
    No, no, no...  He said it would be his birthday Beepster!  The mad hatter parties celebrate unbirthdays ('cause there's more of 'em!).
     
    HTH.



    I was hoping that we could get fun'r cartoons from Fantasia ... that little girl'y crap from WD isn't for me!
     
    NP: ALLEGRO NON TROPPO (Italian Fantasia satire. Magnificent!)

    As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys! 
      
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/23 12:47:01 (permalink)
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    craigb
    No, no, no...  He said it would be his birthday Beepster!  The mad hatter parties celebrate unbirthdays ('cause there's more of 'em!).
     
    HTH.



    I was hoping that we could get fun'r cartoons from Fantasia ... that little girl'y crap from WD isn't for me!
     
    NP: ALLEGRO NON TROPPO (Italian Fantasia satire. Magnificent!)



    Well, I did post the mushrooms dancing earlier...
     
    And, for the record, today is not my birthday.

     
    Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/23 14:24:35 (permalink)
    craigb
    No, no, no...  He said it would be his birthday Beepster!  The mad hatter parties celebrate unbirthdays ('cause there's more of 'em!).
     
    HTH.




    But... he said it WASN'T his birfday! So a very merry unbirthday was wished... as it is to you... now that it is your unbirthday too... again.
     
    Sorry for any confusion...
     
    but not really...
     
    because confusing people is kind of fun.
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/23 14:38:41 (permalink)
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    craigb
    No, no, no...  He said it would be his birthday Beepster!  The mad hatter parties celebrate unbirthdays ('cause there's more of 'em!).
     
    HTH.




    But... he said it WASN'T his birfday! So a very merry unbirthday was wished... as it is to you... now that it is your unbirthday too... again.
     
    Sorry for any confusion...
     
    but not really...
     
    because confusing people is kind of fun.



    Have you eaten some kind of mushroom and your mind is moving low?
    (Go ask Alice?)

     
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/23 16:15:33 (permalink)
    Drugs are bad.
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/23 16:40:10 (permalink)
    Two views...
     


     
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/24 11:26:52 (permalink)
    I don't know...Doctors seem to think that Drugs help EVERYTHING...
     
    Side effects may include, but are not limited to....





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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/24 14:56:10 (permalink)
    I always chuckle when the list of side effects are much longer and much worse than the problem the drugs are supposed to help!

     
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/24 15:45:15 (permalink)
    craigb





    Those cats bring the term "getting red" to a whole new level.
     
    They also look as though they could use a good beating from their stepfather.
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/24 15:58:01 (permalink)
    craigb
    I always chuckle when the list of side effects are much longer and much worse than the problem the drugs are supposed to help!




    Yes.
     
    Drugs for depression "may cause depression and suicidal thoughts".
     
    Drugs for epilepsy "may cause seizures".
     
    Drugs for diarrhea "may cause diarrhea and anal bleeding".
     
    Drugs for constipation "may cause you to feel like a pound of monterey jack is lodged in your arse".
     
    Drugs to quit smoking "may cause you to spontaneously combust".
     
    Drugs to quit drinking "may cause you to spontaneously turn into Shane McGowan's liver".
     
    Drugs to quit being a murderous psychopath "may cause you to develop a taste for human flesh".
     
    But remember kids... the marihuanas are very very bad so off to PMITA prison hippie droog boy. *
     
                                                                           *signed... Richard Nixon's disembodied zombie jowls
     
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/24 16:36:30 (permalink)
     
    As I walked through customs at Heathrow, a policeman came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me
    you're on drugs."

    "I'm on drugs?" I exclaimed, "You're the one talking to a dog."
     
     
     
     

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    Beepster
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/24 18:05:24 (permalink)
    Maybe the dog was the one on drugs.
     
    not sure what that's supposed to mean... but I guarantee you it's funny... or unfunny... or whatever the proper nomenclature is down here.
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/24 18:07:53 (permalink)
    Come to think of it I actually have a funny anecdote involving a sniffer robot, Heathrow airport and a very angry drummer but it's not the type of thing I'd share on the internet.
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    Re: Today is not my birthday. 2013/12/25 15:23:00 (permalink)
    SteveStrummerUK
     
    As I walked through customs at Heathrow, a policeman came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, "This dog tells me
    you're on drugs."

    "I'm on drugs?" I exclaimed, "You're the one talking to a dog."
     
     
     
     






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