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2017/01/23 12:17:30 (permalink)

Transformative verbal protocols

I just learned that when telephones were first in use people did not say "hello" upon answering. They said "ahoy".
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 12:30:29 (permalink)
Hi,
 
In Portugal in the 50's we used to say ... Bom Dia, or Boa Tarde, or equivalent when first answering the phone. In Brazil, I don't remember, but I don't remember us having a phone in Brazil at all. Assis had no phones yet for residential service at the time, and Araraquara, I can't say, and the pictures I saw recently, did not have telephone wires on the street yet next to the electrical wires, at least near where we lived.

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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 12:43:01 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/01/25 01:03:43
Slovakian for 'hello' is 'ahoj', pronounced 'ahoy'.
 
 

 
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 14:40:23 (permalink)


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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 15:07:50 (permalink)
Well you'd know that if you watched The Simpsons. Mr. Burns always answered with "ahoy." 
 
I believe it was commonplace to end the call with "tinkerty tonk" as well, although I'm probably lying about that. 

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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 15:11:31 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby backwoods 2017/01/23 16:37:55
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Well you'd know that if you watched The Simpsons. Mr. Burns always answered with "ahoy." 
 
I believe it was commonplace to end the call with "tinkerty tonk" as well, although I'm probably lying about that. 


Another useles fact.
 
On TV shows and movies, no one ever says goodbye at the end of a phone conversation.
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 15:35:17 (permalink)
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sharke
Well you'd know that if you watched The Simpsons. Mr. Burns always answered with "ahoy." 
 
I believe it was commonplace to end the call with "tinkerty tonk" as well, although I'm probably lying about that. 


Another useles fact.
 
On TV shows and movies, no one ever says goodbye at the end of a phone conversation.




..however, people nod their heads in silent agreement, which no-one ever does when talking on the phone.
 

 
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 15:36:51 (permalink)
I nod when I post.
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 15:37:17 (permalink)
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sharke
Well you'd know that if you watched The Simpsons. Mr. Burns always answered with "ahoy." 
 
I believe it was commonplace to end the call with "tinkerty tonk" as well, although I'm probably lying about that. 


Another useles fact.
 
On TV shows and movies, no one ever says goodbye at the end of a phone conversation.


Also, sound travels a shorter distance. For instance, if you want to take someone aside for a "quiet word" out of earshot of someone else in the room, just move 6ft to the left. You don't even need to lower your voice, they won't hear a thing.

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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 16:37:02 (permalink)


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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 16:43:21 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/01/23 16:44:23
 
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 16:56:42 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mesh 2017/01/24 14:29:52
In addition, speaking louder and slower somehow bestows upon the listener the ability to understand a foreign language.
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 18:28:39 (permalink)
I always answer my apparatus for transmitting vocal sounds telegraphically by saying Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you.

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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 18:29:38 (permalink)
A.G.B. never called his wife or mother on the phone.
 
They were deaf.
 
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 19:39:49 (permalink)
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I nod when I post.




I think this requires another posting of this...
 
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 19:41:11 (permalink)
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I nod when I post.




I think this requires another posting of this...
 


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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 19:41:53 (permalink)
or the old space_cowboy classic
 
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 19:43:09 (permalink)
Beeps'd up to
 
TALSHACOMN
 
 
(thought about laughing so hard air came out mu nose)
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 19:45:32 (permalink)
I don't know what hard air is but that sounds painful.
 
Nose poop?
 
Those are called "boogers", Bapu.
 
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 20:13:15 (permalink)
I would also like to add that if I find something particular humorous there may be a throaty/nasally "hmmph!" sound (a la Mordecai and Rigby*) accompanying any air blowing.
 
That would count as a "ROTFL" and/or a "LMFAO".
 
 
 
*for the uninitiated... https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Regular_Show
 
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/23 22:28:23 (permalink)
I've wondered why the name Mordecai ... as it is old testament biblical.
 
Also, the best use of Mississippi Queen in a cartoon ever.


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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/24 14:59:38 (permalink)
 
One chortles to oneself in a manner most dignified.

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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/25 01:06:24 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/01/25 01:58:50
Do dyslexics answer the phone Yoha? 

 
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/25 01:06:43 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/01/25 01:58:49
(How DID Strummy miss that one???)
 

 
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/25 03:06:11 (permalink)
I see.
 
 
 
I've been stripped of my 'Best Answer' thangy in favour of Steve.
 
 
 
 
Well that's my day ruined.
 
 
 
 
O the humanity.
 
 


 
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/25 04:33:27 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2017/01/25 07:14:10
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I see.
 
 
 
I've been stripped of my 'Best Answer' thangy in favour of Steve.
 
 
 
 
Well that's my day ruined.
 
 
 
 
O the humanity.
 
 





Maybe, but your depression annoys Bapu less than Steve's constant badgering for Best Answer. 
 
HTH. 

 
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/25 09:37:39 (permalink)
I'm so pickle errrm.... fickle
 
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/25 09:47:09 (permalink)
I see.
 
 
 
I've been stripped of my 'Best Answer' thangy in favour of James.
 
 
 
 
Well that's my day ruined.
 
 
 
 
O the humanity.
 
 


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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/25 09:51:42 (permalink)
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Re: Transformative verbal protocols 2017/01/25 09:56:06 (permalink)
I see.
 
 
 
I've been stripped of my 'Best Answer' thangy in favour of James and then the Coffee House Collabamorators.
 
 
 
 
Well that's my day ruined (pt2)
 
 
 
 
O the huge manatee.
 
 


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