Tried Non-Existence

Didn't like it.
 
The trouble with not existing is that there's no becan.  Granted, there's not much of anything at that point, but the lack of becan is a problem. 
 
Non-existence isn't all bad, mind you.  There are large herds of unicorns.  The folks at the DMV are nice.  There's a distinct lack of politicians.
 
Still, that sense that everyone and everything you encounter is there only because they do not exist can be a bit sad.  Fortunately, there's a ton of mindless optimism floating around to make you feel better.  Not that you can, of course, since you don't exist.
 
That's one of the things that bothered me about not existing.  That, and the fact that there's no becan.  I think Hamlet could have cut to the chase much faster if he had asked, "To Be or Not to Be...Which one has Becan?"
 
So, it looks like the answer is, "To Be". 
 
Sorry to disappoint.

 Well since you decided to exist again, welcome back!

I must exist ABUNDANTLY, then!

UbiquitousBubba


Here's a Reality Check you can perform in the safety of your own home/office/field/car/box.  Do you have becan?  If so, then you exist.  . 

  If you don't exist, though, please let me know so I put your becan to good use.  I mean, since you don't exist, you won't mind, right? 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
This is quite complex and complicating my non existing mind..........(now where's that becan?) 

Oh, you could tell me.  I have lots and lots of non-existent people telling me things all the time.  I try not to discriminate against them.  That's Existenceism, and it's wrong.

 To be or not to be that is the question.  Becan eaters have mass and fall in the "to be" category....I think.

Speaking of Becan.....I had a egg, Becan, cheese quesadilla yesterday (with a bit O hot sauce) at Farmers Market and it was non existent almost immediately.

This could explain the aliens! 

Starise


 I had turkey becan last night...does that count ?

Don't EVEN go there brother!!
 
That's blasphemous talk!!
 
BECAN = PIG
 

The existence (or hypothetical existence) of Turkey Becan has been debated for years.  Thanks to recent experiments by Starise, we can conclude that Turkey Becan does, in fact exist.  Whether or not it should, is another debate...

On another note (Am), those speculating on the temporal nature of becan need not worry.  The Laws of Becandynamics state that no Becan is ever lost, even when it falls on the floor.  Getting it back once it's been eaten is a bit problematic, but it's not lost.

UbiquitousBubba


The existence (or hypothetical existence) of Turkey Becan has been debated for years.  Thanks to recent experiments by Starise, we can conclude that Turkey Becan does, in fact exist.  Whether or not it should, is another debate...

On another note (Am), those speculating on the temporal nature of becan need not worry.  The Laws of Becandynamics state that no Becan is ever lost, even when it falls on the floor.  Getting it back once it's been eaten is a bit problematic, but it's not lost.
 
 Bapu- " Ain't technology grand ?"...yes mine was far more than a grand.
 
 The only problem I have found with Turkey Becan is that it is trying too hard to look like the other less healthy kind. Turkeys everywhere should protest this. They should be proud of what they are were.

[Note to self: Subject 146893A7Q, BayouBill, appears to be aware of the effects of our experiments.  Steps need to be taken once we can locate him...]

Bubba that just isn't you.

 Theres only one of those ;0)

I knowed that Buuba dinnit subsist for a while. He weren't in FSF.