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2013/08/13 17:28:57 (permalink)

Unknown Musician?

I figure I will put a bag over my head for the gigs this weekend. I looked in the the mirror this morning and IT'S APPARENT to me I need to do something about my face! Then I remembered the Unknown Comic. That's my solution and I now won't have to worry about it! 

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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/13 17:34:19 (permalink)
Which reminds me! What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?
A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/13 18:25:33 (permalink)
As I sit here setting the intonation on my Tele wondering how many of you guys out there would put a bag over their head if they actually had a nose as big as mine. It's HUGE! It's like when God passed out noses I thought he said roses and asked for a big red one. To top it off I shaved my head. Which makes it look even bigger. I needed all that hair to hide it. Well too late now. It's not like I Am going to get a date or anything. My sleeping bag only has room for one!

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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/13 18:41:11 (permalink)
My schnoz is huge too.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I'm not sure about my nose.
(that juan was four Straummy)
 
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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/13 18:48:22 (permalink)
I wonder if I should go ahead and shave my zonhcs too?  

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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/13 18:55:53 (permalink)
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Which reminds me! What's the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone?
A Rolling Stone says "hey you get off of my cloud", while a Scotsman says "Hey McLeod, get off of my ewe!"



Ok, I've gotta steal that one.

 
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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/13 20:49:22 (permalink)
YOU ARE BUSTED... you have been calling my cell phone!! My caller ID says ..."Unknown Caller" your name comes up... why don't you leave a message??
 
Please stop.
 
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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/13 21:17:47 (permalink)
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YOU ARE BUSTED... you have been calling my cell phone!! My caller ID says ..."Unknown Caller" your name comes up... why don't you leave a message??
 
Please stop.
 
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Cool! I've been promoted from musician to caller! 

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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/13 21:23:20 (permalink)



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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/13 21:38:12 (permalink)
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jbow
YOU ARE BUSTED... you have been calling my cell phone!! My caller ID says ..."Unknown Caller" your name comes up... why don't you leave a message??
 
Please stop.
 
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Cool! I've been promoted from musician to stalker! 



Legalized.
(Notice it's still a promotion though.)

 
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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/14 09:22:14 (permalink)
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I figure I will put a bag over my head for the gigs this weekend. I looked in the the mirror this morning and IT'S APPARENT to me I need to do something about my face! Then I remembered the Unknown Comic. That's my solution and I now won't have to worry about it! 




So you gonna be playing the Brittany Spears hits? Or Lady Gaga's?

As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys! 
  
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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/14 09:26:33 (permalink)
Hmmmm...  Bayoubill...bag...band
 
Something about this seems familiar.
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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/14 09:31:32 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2013/08/14 12:36:26
Since there's already Buckethead, you can be Baghead.....roooight?
 

 


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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/14 12:37:47 (permalink)
It's Lady gaga for me Pedro!... i think i love her 

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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/20 19:51:40 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2013/08/21 00:16:05
Mesh
Since there's already Buckethead, you can be Baghead.....roooight?
 

 



I think theres a path to greatness there..... I think
 

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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/21 08:13:22 (permalink)
Do the audience get a bag each as well?   (just incase yours comes off..)

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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/21 09:11:22 (permalink)
Apple is already working on that, Karyn.  The iBag should be out later this year. 
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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/21 09:31:42 (permalink)
You're on the wrong timeline again Ub,  I get a free iBag with everything I purchase at our local Apple store...

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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/21 10:32:06 (permalink)
Careful, you may get iBand!

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Re: Unknown Musician? 2013/08/21 11:50:08 (permalink)
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Careful, you may get iBand!


No they call that Garageband....

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