bayoubill
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Used Bicycle Salesman!
I just received word that my shipment is on it's way. I plan to make much money in the endeavor! God knows I can't as a musician.....
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Karyn
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 09:35:33
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If I were in the market for a bicycle salesman I think I'd want a new one.
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 09:37:11
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I sure don't want to be driving behind you when you hit a bump!
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 09:38:20
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Karyn
If I were in the market for a bicycle salesman I think I'd want a new one.
wouldn't Andy be jealous?
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 09:41:30
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Is it harder to stack 3 wheelers?
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bayoubill
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 09:44:20
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If I were in the market for a bicycle salesman I think I'd want a new one.
BUT I Am new at this!
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Karyn
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 09:48:14
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Karyn
If I were in the market for a bicycle salesman I think I'd want a new one.
wouldn't Andy be jealous?
That's why I'm not looking in the bicycle salesman market, used or otherwise.
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bayoubill
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 10:03:01
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That's OK! Now I Am in the Soda Pop Business! These won't be used! I plan to cash in the empty bottles I find! Things are looking up
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 10:20:59
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Imagine getting all those spokes in tune...  You'd be better off making drum hardware out of them.
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 12:34:07
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Jonbouy
Imagine getting all those spokes in tune...
You'd be better off making drum hardware out of them.
There's value add! (before The Bouy, Ltd. taxes and fees of course)
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 13:33:11
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I hear the fastest used bikes are red, roight?
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 14:24:38
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Can I try my 'spokesman' joke on this thread? It died a lonely death on the other one.
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 14:27:23
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jamesg1213
Can I try my 'spokesman' joke on this thread? It died a lonely death on the other one.
Now I get it......  I'm thinking I'll go back to the other fred and add a LOL or LSHSCOMN. Will that seemed too contrived?
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 14:28:53
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jamesg1213
Can I try my 'spokesman' joke on this thread? It died a lonely death on the other one.
Now I get it......
I'm thinking I'll go back to the other fred and add a LOL or LSHSCOMN. Will that seemed too contrived?
Yeah, the moment's freewheeled on by..
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 14:33:31
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Why do some of these bikes appear to have seats? I thought we didn't use those in here.
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bapu
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 14:33:42
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jamesg1213
bapu
jamesg1213
Can I try my 'spokesman' joke on this thread? It died a lonely death on the other one.
Now I get it......
I'm thinking I'll go back to the other fred and add a LOL or LSHSCOMN. Will that seemed too contrived?
Yeah, the moment's freewheeled on by..
So you've put the handbrakes on that idea?
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 14:39:15
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UbiquitousBubba
Why do some of these bikes appear to have seats? I thought we didn't use those in here.
Mooch is too busy planning the wedding. I think he quit his bicycle seat removal job.
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 14:44:39
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bapu
UbiquitousBubba
Why do some of these bikes appear to have seats? I thought we didn't use those in here.
Mooch is too busy planning the wedding. I think he quit his bicycle seat removal job.
I didn't realise that was his profession. I thought he just collected them to sniff as a hobby.
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 14:45:44
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bapu
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Why do some of these bikes appear to have seats? I thought we didn't use those in here.
Mooch is too busy planning the wedding. I think he quit his bicycle seat removal job.
I didn't realise that was his profession. I thought he just collected them to sniff as a hobby.
No, that was a benefit.
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 15:25:04
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My father in law (rest his soul) was planning something along that line for his retirement.
He built a nice second garage behind the house and used to ride around the town in the nice neighborhoods on trash night looking for "treasure" in the trash piles.
He found many things including bikes. His plan was to fix them and resell them at the flea markets.
He had the garage......
He collected the bikes and other junk.....
He collected more bikes and more junk....
He collected even more junk......
Eventually, he could not get into that second garage without resorting to gymnastics, which at his age was durn near impossible. Forget getting into garage #1 for the same reason.
He never did get around to fixing those bikes.....
Although I do have to admit this much.....as our girls were growing up, we never had to buy a single bike, nor buy a single lawn mower either.
When he passed on..... what a freaking job we had to deal with cleaning out the piles of junk he had accumulated..... BUT....as quickly as we carried it to the curb and stacked it into a huge pile.... (it was about 12 feet deep from the curb and about 30 feet in length and a good 5 feet high....
Yup... you guessed it... cars and pickup trucks were stopping and loading it up.
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 15:28:49
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Guitarhacker
BUT....as quickly as we carried it to the curb and stacked it into a huge pile.... (it was about 12 feet deep from the curb and about 30 feet in length and a good 5 feet high....
Yup... you guessed it... cars and pickup trucks were stopping and loading it up.
To put in their second garages..... And the circle of life was completed.
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 15:33:05
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Kind of like putting something by the edge of the road with a sign that says "Free!" - It just sits there. But, change the sign to "$20" and someone will steal it before morning.
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 15:33:50
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craigb
Kind of like putting something by the edge of the road with a sign that says "Free!" - It just sits there. But, change the sign to "$20" and someone will steal it before morning.
I'm gonna try that with Mooch. I'm thinking $5 though. I wouldn't want to take advantage of a legitimate purchase should it occur.
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 15:49:41
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bapu
jamesg1213
bapu
jamesg1213
Can I try my 'spokesman' joke on this thread? It died a lonely death on the other one.
Now I get it......
I'm thinking I'll go back to the other fred and add a LOL or LSHSCOMN. Will that seemed too contrived?
Yeah, the moment's freewheeled on by..
So you've put the handbrakes on that idea?
Aaaah I see what you're doing here. I guess some enjoy bad pun games, but I find them wheely tyreing.
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bapu
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 15:51:56
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paulo
bapu
jamesg1213
bapu
jamesg1213
Can I try my 'spokesman' joke on this thread? It died a lonely death on the other one.
Now I get it......
I'm thinking I'll go back to the other fred and add a LOL or LSHSCOMN. Will that seemed too contrived?
Yeah, the moment's freewheeled on by..
So you've put the handbrakes on that idea?
Aaaah I see what you're doing here. I guess some enjoy bad pun games, but I find them wheely tyreing.
Sometimes the jokes seem recycled.
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paulo
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 15:56:18
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bapu
paulo
bapu
jamesg1213
bapu
jamesg1213
Can I try my 'spokesman' joke on this thread? It died a lonely death on the other one.
Now I get it......
I'm thinking I'll go back to the other fred and add a LOL or LSHSCOMN. Will that seemed too contrived?
Yeah, the moment's freewheeled on by..
So you've put the handbrakes on that idea?
Aaaah I see what you're doing here. I guess some enjoy bad pun games, but I find them wheely tyreing.
Sometimes the jokes seem recycled.
Yeah, just pedalling out the same old lines.
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bayoubill
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 16:35:59
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Seems very punny to me! :)
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 16:46:00
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paulo
bapu
paulo
bapu
jamesg1213
bapu
jamesg1213
Can I try my 'spokesman' joke on this thread? It died a lonely death on the other one.
Now I get it......
I'm thinking I'll go back to the other fred and add a LOL or LSHSCOMN. Will that seemed too contrived?
Yeah, the moment's freewheeled on by..
So you've put the handbrakes on that idea?
Aaaah I see what you're doing here. I guess some enjoy bad pun games, but I find them wheely tyreing.
Sometimes the jokes seem recycled.
Yeah, just pedalling out the same old lines.
I spoke to my friend Straummy about this. He said it was treads are like this.
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paulo
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 17:03:23
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bapu
paulo
bapu
paulo
bapu
jamesg1213
bapu
jamesg1213
Can I try my 'spokesman' joke on this thread? It died a lonely death on the other one.
Now I get it......
I'm thinking I'll go back to the other fred and add a LOL or LSHSCOMN. Will that seemed too contrived?
Yeah, the moment's freewheeled on by..
So you've put the handbrakes on that idea?
Aaaah I see what you're doing here. I guess some enjoy bad pun games, but I find them wheely tyreing.
Sometimes the jokes seem recycled.
Yeah, just pedalling out the same old lines.
I spoke to my friend Straummy about this. He said it was treads are like this.
That makes no sense to me, sounds a bit cranky.
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craigb
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Re:Used Bicycle Salesman!
2012/05/24 18:01:17
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paulo
bapu
paulo
bapu
paulo
bapu
jamesg1213
bapu
jamesg1213
Can I try my 'spokesman' joke on this thread? It died a lonely death on the other one.
Now I get it......
I'm thinking I'll go back to the other fred and add a LOL or LSHSCOMN. Will that seemed too contrived?
Yeah, the moment's freewheeled on by..
So you've put the handbrakes on that idea?
Aaaah I see what you're doing here. I guess some enjoy bad pun games, but I find them wheely tyreing.
Sometimes the jokes seem recycled.
Yeah, just pedalling out the same old lines.
I spoke to my friend Straummy about this. He said it was treads are like this.
That makes no sense to me, sounds a bit cranky.
Time for you guys to shift gears before this chain gets derailed.
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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