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Re: Useless USA fact 2017/01/19 14:07:49 (permalink)
Northernmost state: Alaska
Westernmost state: Alaska
Easternmost state: Alaska
Southernmost state: Hawaii

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You asked for it 2017/01/19 14:11:14 (permalink)
Coca-Cola was originally green.
 
The amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class was $40,000.
 
City with most Rolls Royce's per capita : Hong Kong.
 
State with highest % of people who walk to work : Alaska.
 
% of Africa that is wilderness : 28%
% of America that is wilderness : 38%
 
A duck's quack does not echo and no one knows why.
 
Cost of raising a medium size dog to age of 11 : $6400.
 
# of people airborne over US at any time : 61,000.
 
% of American's who have visited DisneyLand/World : 70%.
 
Intelligent people have more copper and zinc in their hair.
 
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
 
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other country.
 
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet and was developed by Western Union to test telex/twx communications.
 
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
 
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
 
In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1.
 
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
 
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
 
Hang On Sloopy is the official rock song of Ohio.
 
Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?
 
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
 
The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)
 
When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.
 
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
 
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
 
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
 
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
 
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
 
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
 
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
 
An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
 
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
 
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
 
David Prowse was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.
 
The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
 
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
 
Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
 
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
 
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
 
If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
 
No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.
 
The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.
 
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
 
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
 
In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
 
There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun.
 
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.
 
The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
 
When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year.
 
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
 
The Bible has been translated into Klingon.
 
Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.
 
Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.
 
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
 
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
 
Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles, California.
 
Average age of top GM executives in 1994: 49.8 years. Average age of the Rolling Stones: 50.6.
 
Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
 
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
 
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
 
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
 
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
 
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
 
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
 
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
 
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
 
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
 
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
 
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
 
Every time you lick a stamp you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
 
Did you know that your are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?
 
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
 
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
 
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
 
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
 
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
 
Polar bears are left handed.
 
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.
 
The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
 
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head before it starves to death.
 
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
 
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
 
Butterflies taste with their feet.
 
Starfish haven't got brains.

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Re: You asked for it 2017/01/19 14:14:51 (permalink)
And that's not all
For $19.99, you also get.........

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Re: You asked for it 2017/01/19 14:46:23 (permalink)
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And that's not all
For $19.99, you also get.........


BECAN?
 
Lotzalotza BECAN?
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Re: You asked for it 2017/01/19 14:56:03 (permalink)
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And that's not all
For $19.99, you also get.........


BECAN?
 
Lotzalotza BECAN?


Now, THAT ^^^ would be "useful"!!
 
Shirley can't belong here?

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Re: You asked for it 2017/01/19 15:21:46 (permalink)
Shirley took all my BECAN.
 
Costco hear I come.
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Re: You asked for it 2017/01/19 15:25:27 (permalink)
Shirley can't be serious??
I stocked up and put a lock on the freezer...... Justin Case.

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Re: Useless USA fact 2017/01/20 04:23:06 (permalink)
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Mehbee to U dees ees useless. I weesh eet waz useless but eet heets mee square een das face evry time I'sa goes outsides.
post edited by soens - 2017/01/20 04:46:25
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Re: Useless USA fact 2017/01/20 04:43:37 (permalink)
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Easternmost state: Alaska


http://boards.straightdop...howthread.php?t=651674

P.S. I personally don't see anything trivial about the greatest state in the union..... :-p
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Re: You asked for it 2017/01/20 04:53:36 (permalink)
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"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.


I thought "No." was. "Yes." Has more letters.
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Re: You asked for it 2017/01/20 09:38:34 (permalink)
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Coca-Cola was originally green.
 
The amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first class was $40,000.
 
City with most Rolls Royce's per capita : Hong Kong.
 
State with highest % of people who walk to work : Alaska.
 
% of Africa that is wilderness : 28%
% of America that is wilderness : 38%
 
A duck's quack does not echo and no one knows why.
 
Cost of raising a medium size dog to age of 11 : $6400.
 
# of people airborne over US at any time : 61,000.
 
% of American's who have visited DisneyLand/World : 70%.
 
Intelligent people have more copper and zinc in their hair.
 
The youngest pope was 11 years old.
 
Iceland consumes more Coca-Cola per capita than any other country.
 
The sentence "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog." uses every letter in the alphabet and was developed by Western Union to test telex/twx communications.
 
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
 
Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.
 
In the 1940s, the FCC assigned television's Channel 1 to mobile services (two-way radios in taxicabs, for instance) but did not re-number the other channel assignments. That is why your TV set has channels 2 and up, but no channel 1.
 
The San Francisco Cable cars are the only mobile National Monuments.
 
The only 15-letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
 
Hang On Sloopy is the official rock song of Ohio.
 
Did you know that there are coffee flavored PEZ?
 
The reason firehouses have circular stairways is from the days of yore when the engines were pulled by horses. The horses were stabled on the ground floor and figured out how to walk up straight staircases.
 
The airplane Buddy Holly died in was the "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)
 
When opossums are playing 'possum, they are not "playing." They actually pass out from sheer terror.
 
The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.
 
Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history. Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, and Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
 
111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321
 
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their unwanted people without killing them used to burn their houses down - hence the expression "to get fired."
 
Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.
 
"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.
 
Hershey's Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it's kissing the conveyor belt.
 
An ostrich's eye is bigger that it's brain.
 
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
 
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
 
David Prowse was the guy in the Darth Vader suit in Star Wars. He spoke all of Vader's lines, and didn't know that he was going to be dubbed over by James Earl Jones until he saw the screening of the movie.
 
The Pentagon, in Arlington, Virginia, has twice as many bathrooms as is necessary. When it was built in the 1940s, the state of Virginia still had segregation laws requiring separate toilet facilities for blacks and whites.
 
The cruise liner, Queen Elizabeth II, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.
 
Cat's urine glows under a blacklight.
 
The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado.
 
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
 
If you have three quarters, four dimes, and four pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
 
No NFL team which plays its home games in a domed stadium has ever won a Superbowl.
 
The only two days of the year in which there are no professional sports games (MLB, NBA, NHL, or NFL) are the day before and the day after the Major League All-Star Game.
 
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
 
The name Wendy was made up for the book "Peter Pan."
 
In Cleveland, Ohio, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license.
 
There are an average of 178 sesame seeds on a McDonald's Big Mac bun.
 
Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than new cars.
 
The 3 most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca-Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
 
When Heinz ketchup leaves the bottle, it travels at a rate of 25 miles per year.
 
It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.
 
The Bible has been translated into Klingon.
 
Humans are the only primates that don't have pigment in the palms of their hands.
 
Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka.
 
Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.
 
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.
 
Reno, Nevada is west of Los Angeles, California.
 
Average age of top GM executives in 1994: 49.8 years. Average age of the Rolling Stones: 50.6.
 
Elephants can't jump. Every other mammal can.
 
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
 
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
 
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
 
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
 
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
 
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
 
On average people fear spiders more than they do death.
 
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
 
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
 
You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
 
Americans on the average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
 
Every time you lick a stamp you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
 
Did you know that your are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than by a poisonous spider?
 
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people.
 
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
 
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
 
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
 
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
 
Polar bears are left handed.
 
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds, that makes the catfish rank #1 for animal having the most taste buds.
 
The flea can jump 350 times its body length, that is like a human jumping the length of a football field.
 
A cockroach will live nine days without it's head before it starves to death.
 
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
 
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
 
Butterflies taste with their feet.
 
Starfish haven't got brains.


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Re: You asked for it 2017/01/20 09:50:31 (permalink)
Too late .......I read it.

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Re: You asked for it 2017/01/20 10:01:41 (permalink)
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"I am." is the shortest complete sentence in the English language.


I thought "No." was. "Yes." Has more letters.



Millennials would argue for "Yo."

 
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Re: Useless USA fact 2017/01/20 10:11:17 (permalink)
When I was younger I turned a large cardboard box into a robot costume with holes for my arms. When I took the box off after the 5 or so seconds it was funny, a sharp edge cut my arm from the elbow to the wrist and I still have that scar to this day. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Mind you, it's only been 6 weeks, maybe it'll fade. 

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Re: Useless USA fact 2017/01/20 10:17:16 (permalink)


 
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Re: Useless USA fact 2017/01/20 13:16:20 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/01/20 13:18:07
 
Chillax and try ................
 
 

 

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Re: Useless USA fact 2017/01/20 13:20:00 (permalink)
I misread the title and expected to see a picture of myself as an example of Useless Fat.
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Re: Useless USA fact 2017/01/20 13:21:25 (permalink)
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I misread the title and expected to see a picture of myself as an example of Useless Fat.


I may have that title covered already.
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Re: Useless USA fact 2017/01/20 14:09:16 (permalink)
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It's true. I looked it up.
 
But since the author is Mother Goose, consider these facts:
1. She is a Goose.
2. She probably has good knowledge of eggs.
With this knowledge I can safely assume it to be an egg.
 
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Re: Useless USA fact 2017/01/20 14:14:43 (permalink)
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It's true. I looked it up.
 
But since the author is Mother Goose, consider these facts:
1. She is a Goose.
2. She probably has good knowledge of eggs.
With this knowledge I can safely assume it to be an egg.
 


The nursery rhyme never mentions an egg. The reason? The rhyme was actually a riddle*, and the answer was "an egg".
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Re: Useless USA fact 2017/01/20 14:35:38 (permalink)
I hear the King's horses wanted a second try at putting Humpty back together.

 
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Re: Useless USA fact 2017/01/20 15:00:21 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby mikedocy 2017/01/21 00:21:54
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I hear the King's horses wanted a second try at putting Humpty back together.




... while the King's Men were having scrambled eggs & bacon!

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Re: Useless USA fact 2017/01/20 15:10:55 (permalink)
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I hear the King's horses wanted a second try at putting Humpty back together.




... while the King's Men were having scrambled eggs & bacon!



Bacon? 

 
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Re: Useless USA fact 2017/01/20 15:12:25 (permalink)
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I hear the King's horses wanted a second try at putting Humpty back together.




... while the King's Men were having scrambled eggs & bacon!



Bacon? 


Bob's speel chequer iz broked.
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The wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy 2017/01/20 15:26:28 (permalink)
1. A day without sunshine is like night.
 
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
 
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
 
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
 
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
 
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
 
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
 
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
 
9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
 
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
 
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
 
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
 
13. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
 
14. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
 
15. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
 
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
 
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
 
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines
 
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
 
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
 
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, “What the heck happened?”
 
22. Just remember – if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
 
23. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 
24. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates; it’s more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.


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Re: The wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy 2017/01/20 15:27:07 (permalink)
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1. A day without sunshine is like night.
 
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
 
3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
 
4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
 
5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
 
6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
 
7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
 
8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
 
9. Support bacteria. They’re the only culture some people have.
 
10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
 
11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
 
12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
 
13. How many of you believe in psychokinesis? Raise my hand.
 
14. OK, so what’s the speed of dark?
 
15. When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
 
16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
 
17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
 
18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines
 
19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
 
20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
 
21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, “What the heck happened?”
 
22. Just remember – if the world didn’t suck, we would all fall off.
 
23. Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 
24. Life isn’t like a box of chocolates; it’s more like a jar of jalapeños. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.



TL;DR
 
prolly funny tho
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