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2011/09/09 09:36:04 (permalink)

WARNINGS!!!!

Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear..

PLENTY HERE!!!

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Various Computers

Warning: Do not attempt to remove blade while lawnmower is running or plugged into an outlet.
Craftsman Push Mower

Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.
Swedish Chainsaw  (those crazy eunuch swedes )


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post edited by musicman100 - 2011/09/09 09:38:57

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    Re:WARNINGS!!!! 2011/09/09 09:57:58 (permalink)
    WARNING!  MAY CONTAIN NUTS.


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    Re:WARNINGS!!!! 2011/09/09 11:04:07 (permalink)
    Liquid Plummer
    Warning: Do not reuse the bottle to store beverages.

    Windex
    Do not spray in eyes.

    Toilet Plunger
    Caution: Do not use near power lines.

    Hair Coloring
    Do not use as an ice cream topping.

    Sleeping Pills
    Warning: May cause Drowsiness

    Christmas Lights
    Warning: For indoor or outdoor use only.

    Bic Lighter
    Ignite lighter away from face.

    Komatsu Floodlight
    This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark.

    Mattress
    Warning: Do not attempt to swallow

    Matches
    Caution: Contents may catch fire.

    RCA Television Remote Control
    Not Dishwasher Safe

    Pine Mountain Fire Logs
    Caution: Risk of fire

    Triops Fish Food
    Warning: Not for human consumption

    Home Depot Treated Lumber
    Do not consume

    Hair Dryer
    Warning: Do not use while sleeping.

    Road Sign
    Caution water on road during rain.

    Children's Superman Costume
    Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

    Rowenta Iron
    Warning: Never iron clothes on the body.

    Slush Puppy Cup
    This ice may be cold

    Swann frozen dinners:
    Serving suggestion: Defrost.

    Hotel provided shower cap in a box:
    Fits one head.

    Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
    Do not turn upside down.

    Boot's Children's cough medicine:
    Do not drive car or operate machinery.

    Helmet mounted mirror used by us cyclists:
    Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you

    Pair of shin guards made for bicyclists
    Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.

    Heated seat cushion
    Warning: Do not use on eyes.

    Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 calibre rifle
    Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death.


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    Re:WARNINGS!!!! 2011/09/10 13:58:10 (permalink)
    Karyn


    WARNING!  MAY CONTAIN NUTS.


    On the back of a pack of nuts..  


    Weird...  The Coffee House forum has the same warning...

     
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