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2015/08/22 15:20:51 (permalink)

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I woke up this morning. That's a good thing. My sister help me into the bath room where, after looking in the mirror, I noticed someone tried to cut my head off. Apparently they were unsuccessful. That's a good thing. She took me to my recliner where I discovered I couldn't feel my face and due to someone trying to cut my head off my tongue doesn't work either. Or is that neither. I Am on too may drugs to care. I went to my favorite Youtube subscription. It's Sonar. There I saw the new startup screen. Marvelous I say! Marvelous!
I look like a bad rendition of a Frankenstein actor. Scars every where. Bolts on the side of my neck. Someone tried to cut my head off! Speaking of I have a vaque reculection of the Doc licking the knife during the surgery. I Am not Shure about that but I do recall him saying that the chances of anything going wrong was 1 in 100. He said he's done 99 of this type of thing and doesn't anticipate any problems
 
P.S. I want to thank my sister from taking this dictation. 
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Re: New Startup Screen and Decapitation 2015/08/22 19:40:12 (permalink)


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Re: New Startup Screen and Decapitation 2015/08/22 19:53:02 (permalink)
 Why would anyone do that?!?!?!?!?
 
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Re: New Startup Screen and Decapitation 2015/08/22 22:16:21 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2015/08/23 01:40:55
Do NOT run around the yard off leash!! Do not chase ANY rats or squirrels!! Do NOT incessantly scratch at your staples!! There's a good boy.

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Re: New Startup Screen and Decapitation 2015/08/22 23:49:01 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2015/08/23 01:40:51
I think you need to get that tatoo'ed as a zipper.
(Until then, stay away from industrial strength magnets!)

 
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Re: New Startup Screen and Decapitation 2015/08/23 11:44:03 (permalink)
Looks like my mom when she had the arteries in her neck cleaned out. Hang in Bill. If the itching gets too bad we can chip in and buy you one of those cones.
 
Get well soon.

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Re: New Startup Screen and Decapitation 2015/08/23 11:51:25 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby tlw 2015/08/24 14:25:28
What a pain in the neck.
 
Get well soon Bill. We miss you down by the river.
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Re: New Startup Screen and Decapitation 2015/08/23 11:52:36 (permalink)
Hey Bill, were you and bitflipper at the same concert with the knife salesman?
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Re: New Startup Screen and Decapitation 2015/08/23 22:08:13 (permalink)
Ouch! Is the guitar okay?

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Re: New Startup Screen and Decapitation 2015/08/23 23:51:26 (permalink)
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Ouch! Is the guitar okay?


Yes but this is proof I Am incapable of playing by ear!
 
 
P.S. I Am heavily medicated thus able to respond to this Fred
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Re: New Startup Screen and Decapitation 2015/08/24 00:09:27 (permalink)
Speaking of, playing with Z3TA-2 is unbelievably fun. More fun than usual. But I can't sit up very long before I need to go lie down.Come to think of it everything is way fun right now

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Re: New Startup Screen and Decapitation 2015/08/24 09:17:36 (permalink)
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Speaking of, playing with Z3TA-2 is unbelievably fun. More fun than usual. But I can't sit up very long before I need to go lie down.Come to think of it everything is way fun right now


So, the meds are working out well? (you might be even imagining you're playing Z3ta2....or not)
 
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Re: New Startup Screen and Decapitation 2015/08/24 14:36:27 (permalink)
Get well my friend and play that cowbell like the roofs on fire!!
 
Which is why I savour the mentorship of Karyn.

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Re: New Startup Screen and Decapitation 2015/08/24 15:08:05 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby bayoubill 2015/08/24 17:21:25
they always told you, 'don't run in the house with scissors'!
but did you listen?! oh no, you had to find the sharpest scissors in the junk drawer, and start acting like usain bolt.
and there it is.
 


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