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2017/03/03 20:52:09 (permalink)

Watch out Nether Regions

... Gold Bond is upon you!
 
*poof*
 
...
 
aaaaahh...
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    Sheanes
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    Re: Watch out Nether Regions 2017/03/03 21:18:04 (permalink)
    sorry what's Gold Bond, Beepster ?
    Metal band ?
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    Beepster
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    Re: Watch out Nether Regions 2017/03/03 21:25:04 (permalink)
    Medicated talcum powder for yer feets, groinage and various other foldy flaps.
     
    Since I'm forced to spend most of my life sittin' on my jibblies it's quite the... er... jibbly saver.
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    Re: Watch out Nether Regions 2017/03/03 21:25:20 (permalink)
    Hasn't talcum powder been determined to be carcinogenic or something?

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    Re: Watch out Nether Regions 2017/03/03 21:27:59 (permalink)
     
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    Re: Watch out Nether Regions 2017/03/03 21:33:45 (permalink)
    my dad's girlfriend has been in a wheelchair for over 40 years.
    she has a special seat filled with fluid, but still now and then get problems on her butt.
    my mother has other problems in that body area....but now she's doing better with a device that puts out electric pulses in her bum.
    from my physio I always hear the worst thing for any part of your body is not using it, or not moving it.
    maybe a trillplate they use in gyms to get girls butts tight, would help you Beepster.
     
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    Re: Watch out Nether Regions 2017/03/03 21:33:48 (permalink)
    sharke
    Hasn't talcum powder been determined to be carcinogenic or something?



    I'd imagine so if you're inhaling it. I hold my breath until it's safely sealed into my gitch.
     
    Kind of like diatemaceous earth (used for insect control). It's a mineral of rotted and crystalized(?) organic material that is like tiny little shards of glass (which the bugs walk through and it shreds them internally).
     
    However both work extremely well for their intended purposes. Just don't snort the crap and you should be fine.
     
    Also... if you have animals about (which you do, sharke) you don't want to use such crystallized organic powder UNLESS you seal it in (like behind baseboards or whatnot) because animals WILL snort that sh*t right up in the course of their daily sniffing duties.
     
    Edit: It seems to have a lot in common with asbestos but doesn't latch on to lung tissue QUITE as badly (which is what makes aspestos so toxic). But yes... put in on your sweaty bits and it pretty much stops being an airborne problem.
     
    You, IIRC, already had cancer though so you should probably avoid any of that crap at all costs.
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    Re: Watch out Nether Regions 2017/03/03 23:39:26 (permalink)
    Sheanes
    ...I always hear the worst thing for any part of your body is not using it...



    That applies to a lot of the brains around the Portland area.

     
    Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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    Re: Watch out Nether Regions 2017/03/04 02:07:58 (permalink)
    Apparently the he International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) as possibly carcinogenic (cancer causing) to humans when applied to the genital area. It says "inconclusive" but I think I'll take the cautious road for the time being. 

    https://www.cancercouncil...owder-can-cause-cancer

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    Sheanes
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    Re: Watch out Nether Regions 2017/03/04 11:52:13 (permalink)
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    Sheanes
    ...I always hear the worst thing for any part of your body is not using it...



    That applies to a lot of the brains around the Portland area.



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    Sheanes
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    Re: Watch out Nether Regions 2017/03/04 11:53:56 (permalink)
    sharke
    Apparently the he International Agency for Research on Cancer (IARC) as possibly carcinogenic (cancer causing) to humans when applied to the genital area. It says "inconclusive" but I think I'll take the cautious road for the time being. 

    https://www.cancercouncil...owder-can-cause-cancer


    so Beeps, lukes like you gotta work your butt instead of putting toxic powder on it...
     
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