We're in BIG trouble now

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philz
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2011/08/09 10:16:37 (permalink)

We're in BIG trouble now

I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy,
the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . .. .
I called a Suicide Hotline.
I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......
Folks, we're screwed !!

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    The Maillard Reaction
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    Re:We're in BIG trouble now 2011/08/09 10:24:26 (permalink)
    PWF



    nice one Phil!!!


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    Re:We're in BIG trouble now 2011/08/09 15:29:08 (permalink)
       tho i'm still new around here, i gotta say i sure appreciate you guys. i'm still laughing. i gotta write this down and share it. you WILL get the credit.

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    philz
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    Re:We're in BIG trouble now 2011/08/09 16:38:50 (permalink)
    jamesday


       tho i'm still new around here, i gotta say i sure appreciate you guys. i'm still laughing. i gotta write this down and share it. you WILL get the credit.


    No credit necessary for this (and welcome to the CH by the way).  I received it from a colleague this morning, and just clipped the last few lines off as the earlier lines got into both religion AND politics... so I just went with the punch lines.

    phil
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    https://soundcloud.com/phil-doyle-292979186
    Coffeehouse Band-http://thecoffeehouseband.com/armageddon/
    DD&C-http://www.soundclick.com/bands/default.cfm?bandID=1053137
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