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julibee Max Output Level: -47 dBFS Total Posts : 2826 Joined: 2008/03/28 17:38:15 Location: San Marcos, CA Status: offline 2012/09/12 01:33:30 (permalink) What $5 will get you. http://fiverr.com/categories/music-audio/audio-mastering-editing Speechless. She who must be obeyed. *New and Improved with a Scarlett 8i6!* Soundcloud www.juliannamcduffie.com #1 34 Replies Related Threads
sharke Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 13933 Joined: 2012/08/03 00:13:00 Location: NYC Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 02:02:28 (permalink) Says "professionally"....must be genuine. Spectacular value for money. I wonder if he also does those professional cut price silicone butt injections I've heard so much about. #2
craigb Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 41704 Joined: 2009/01/28 23:13:04 Location: The Pacific Northwestshire Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 02:24:36 (permalink) julibee http://fiverr.com/categories/music-audio/audio-mastering-editing Speechless. Speech is 2¢ naturally. Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW! #3
jamesg1213 Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 21760 Joined: 2006/04/18 14:42:48 Location: SW Scotland Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 06:50:37 (permalink) Unbelievable..love the pause between 'this is perfect for bands....(can't think of the word, hang on..oh yeah..)..singers..'' What a numpty. Jyemz Thrombold's Patented Brisk Weather Pantaloonettes with Inclementometer #4
Beagle Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 50621 Joined: 2006/03/29 11:03:12 Location: Fort Worth, TX Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 08:46:54 (permalink) " i will master any type of track but please provide good original content 256 kbps will be the minimum bit rate " AND "files i accept are .wav .aiff and .mp3 i can't work with .wma files convert those to a suitable format please " WOW! Need I really say anything about those quotes???? http://soundcloud.com/beaglesound/sets/featured-songs-1 i7, 16G DDR3, Win10x64, MOTU Ultralite Hybrid MK3 Yamaha MOXF6, Hammond XK3c, other stuff. #5
UbiquitousBubba Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 8912 Joined: 2008/07/09 16:55:12 Location: Everywhere Else Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 09:12:13 (permalink) I have deleted so many potential posts in this fred as an early self edit... It hurts, actually. It really does. I keep wanting to say some of the things that leap into the bouncy castle in my head, but I know they would be interpreted as derogatory to certain forum members who I don't think would see it as a joke. That's a line that I don't think I should cross, no matter how many voices tell me to do it. On a completely unrelated and totally off topic note, one that has nothing whatsoever to do with the previous comments in this post, and one that does not intentionally resemble any person or persons living or dead, I wonder if this guy has considered building his business by using a stock photo of a studio as if it were his? I should fire my self-editor... http://ubiquitousbubba.wordpress.com/ http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6767683.Ubiquitous_Bubba #6
craigb Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 41704 Joined: 2009/01/28 23:13:04 Location: The Pacific Northwestshire Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 09:14:58 (permalink) I can't help but think "And this turkey is probably making more money off this than you are right now..." Sigh... Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW! #7
Karyn Ma-Ma Total Posts : 9200 Joined: 2009/01/30 08:03:10 Location: Lincoln, England. Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 09:40:05 (permalink) While y'all seem to be ripping on one "turkey", look down the list and it's full of similar offers.. Mekashi Futo. Get 10% off all Waves plugins. Current DAW. i7-950, Gigabyte EX58-UD5, 12Gb RAM, 1Tb SSD, 2x2Tb HDD, nVidia GTX 260, Antec 1000W psu, Win7 64bit, Studio 192, Digimax FS, KRK RP8G2, Sonar Platinum #8
Dave Modisette Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 11050 Joined: 2003/11/13 22:12:55 Location: Brandon, Florida Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 09:41:44 (permalink) I used a keyword because I figure I could corner the market for "sitting and doing nothing for $5." So I entered "sit" and found out that I'm once again way behind the curve in marketing. http://fiverr.com/gigs/search?query=sit&order=&x=55&y=25&sub_category=audio-mastering-editing&category=music-audio&search_in=everywhere My favorite was someone who would sit in the bathtub and be depressed while you go out and have a good time - for $5. Dave Modisette ... rocks a Purrrfect Audio Studio Pro rig. http://www.gatortraks.com My music. ... And of course, the Facebook page. #9
UbiquitousBubba Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 8912 Joined: 2008/07/09 16:55:12 Location: Everywhere Else Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 09:49:44 (permalink) My skin is getting all pruney sitting in this tub. There's a draft. Someone used up all my bubble bath. These non-slip flower decals are very uncomfortable. [Sigh] http://ubiquitousbubba.wordpress.com/ http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6767683.Ubiquitous_Bubba #10
yorolpal Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 13829 Joined: 2003/11/20 11:50:37 Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 10:20:04 (permalink) Can mud huts be far behind? https://soundcloud.com/doghouse-riley/tracks https://doghouseriley1.bandcamp.com Where you come from is gone...where you thought you were goin to weren't never there...and where you are ain't no good unless you can get away from it. SPLAT 64 bit running on a Studio Cat Pro System Win 10 64bit 2.8ghz Core i7 with 24 gigs ram. MOTU Audio Express. #11
Starise Max Output Level: -0.3 dBFS Total Posts : 7563 Joined: 2007/04/07 17:23:02 Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 10:55:39 (permalink) It looks as if 178 people used his services and 74 made positive comments. I'm not exaclty sure what to make of that. Intel 5820K O.C. 4.4ghz, ASRock Extreme 4 LGA 2011-v3, 16 gig DDR4, , 3 x Samsung SATA III 500gb SSD, 2X 1 Samsung 1tb 7200rpm outboard, Win 10 64bit, Laptop HP Omen i7 16gb 2/sdd with Focusrite interface. CbB, Studio One 4 Pro, Mixcraft 8, Ableton Live 10 www.soundcloud.com/starise Twitter @Rodein #12
trimph1 Max Output Level: -12 dBFS Total Posts : 6348 Joined: 2010/09/07 19:20:06 Location: London ON Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 10:58:42 (permalink) Starise It looks as if 178 people used his services and 74 made positive comments. I'm not exaclty sure what to make of that. mmmm...me neither... The rest look just as dubious.... The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate. Bushpianos #13
Mooch4056 Max Output Level: -0.5 dBFS Total Posts : 7494 Joined: 2005/02/19 17:40:35 Location: Chicago Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 11:12:52 (permalink) Bapu freakin charges me 7 bucks ..I've been had!!!! From Now On Call Me Conquistador! Donate to the cure Bapu Foundation Email: mooch4056@gmail.com for more info #14
daryl1968 Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 10984 Joined: 2010/06/01 22:51:43 Location: Englishman in deepest, darkest Wales Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 11:17:59 (permalink) someone should give it a try and see what his work is like Music by Staypress Music by the current Mrs Daryl1968 Music by Fizzy Pickle Music by The Forum Monkeys #15
Ham N Egz Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 15161 Joined: 2005/01/21 14:27:49 Location: Arpadhon Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 11:26:43 (permalink) well Kickstarter had this scam before these guys, PT Barnum is smiling in his grave.... Green Acres is the place to be I dont twitter, facebook, snapchat, instagram,linkedin,tumble,pinterest,flick, blah blah,lets have an old fashioned conversation! #16
bapu Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 86000 Joined: 2006/11/25 21:23:28 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 11:41:20 (permalink) Mooch4056 Bapu freakin charges me 7 bucks ..I've been had!!!! Because you always give me cassette tapes. Know what I'm sayin'? My name is Ed. I Am still bapu though. My Studio w ww.beyondmydaw.com The Forum Monkeys BJZ BBZ The Coffee House Collaborators Fizzy Pickle The Coffee House Band Stan Dupp and The Jennifer Tillies BAPU #17
UbiquitousBubba Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 8912 Joined: 2008/07/09 16:55:12 Location: Everywhere Else Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 11:53:48 (permalink) I forgot about the rewinding fee. I get stuck with that every time I return from the future. That's going to really add up later... http://ubiquitousbubba.wordpress.com/ http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6767683.Ubiquitous_Bubba #18
julibee Max Output Level: -47 dBFS Total Posts : 2826 Joined: 2008/03/28 17:38:15 Location: San Marcos, CA Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 12:13:28 (permalink) No Really! Keep scrolling! It just keeps going! It's amazing!!! LOL! She who must be obeyed. *New and Improved with a Scarlett 8i6!* Soundcloud www.juliannamcduffie.com #19
UbiquitousBubba Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 8912 Joined: 2008/07/09 16:55:12 Location: Everywhere Else Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 12:29:28 (permalink) I'm beginning to suspect that not all of these "Fiver" offers are legitimate business ventures. I would be somewhat dismayed if I hadn't just paid someone $5 to do that for me. http://ubiquitousbubba.wordpress.com/ http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/6767683.Ubiquitous_Bubba #20
bapu Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 86000 Joined: 2006/11/25 21:23:28 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 12:36:47 (permalink) Is there any Fricken Chiken on there? (I cannae be arsed to look) My name is Ed. I Am still bapu though. My Studio w ww.beyondmydaw.com The Forum Monkeys BJZ BBZ The Coffee House Collaborators Fizzy Pickle The Coffee House Band Stan Dupp and The Jennifer Tillies BAPU #21
SongCraft Max Output Level: -36 dBFS Total Posts : 3902 Joined: 2007/09/19 17:54:46 Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 13:08:47 (permalink) Is there any Fricken Chiken on there? YES! Fricken Chicken for only $5, and that includes Fricken Fries and a side serving of Bubba's Homemade Fricken Glop! #22
Beagle Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 50621 Joined: 2006/03/29 11:03:12 Location: Fort Worth, TX Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 13:13:45 (permalink) SongCraft Is there any Fricken Chiken on there? YES! Fricken Chicken for only $5, and that includes Fricken Fries and a side serving of Bubba's Homemade Fricken Glop! what???? no drink included with that??? you charge extra for drinks, doncha???? hmmm??? http://soundcloud.com/beaglesound/sets/featured-songs-1 i7, 16G DDR3, Win10x64, MOTU Ultralite Hybrid MK3 Yamaha MOXF6, Hammond XK3c, other stuff. #23
bitflipper 01100010 01101001 01110100 01100110 01101100 01101 Total Posts : 26036 Joined: 2006/09/17 11:23:23 Location: Everett, WA USA Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 13:21:36 (permalink) $5 is a ripoff! Here's a guy who will do it for a dollar! I'm more aggravated by the guys who charge $100 to run your song through Ozone and advertise their services showing photos of somebody else's high-end studio. All else is in doubt, so this is the truth I cling to. My Stuff #24
bapu Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 86000 Joined: 2006/11/25 21:23:28 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 13:23:12 (permalink) SongCraft Is there any Fricken Chiken on there? YES! Fricken Chicken for only $5, and that includes Fricken Fries and a side serving of Bubba's Homemade Fricken Glop! With BECAN? Gimmie two. My name is Ed. I Am still bapu though. My Studio w ww.beyondmydaw.com The Forum Monkeys BJZ BBZ The Coffee House Collaborators Fizzy Pickle The Coffee House Band Stan Dupp and The Jennifer Tillies BAPU #25
SongCraft Max Output Level: -36 dBFS Total Posts : 3902 Joined: 2007/09/19 17:54:46 Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 13:25:42 (permalink) Beagle SongCraft Is there any Fricken Chiken on there? YES! Fricken Chicken for only $5, and that includes Fricken Fries and a side serving of Bubba's Homemade Fricken Glop! what???? no drink included with that??? you charge extra for drinks, doncha???? hmmm??? It's $5 for a Fricken Chicken Cocktail, comes with a complimentary feather. #26
craigb Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 41704 Joined: 2009/01/28 23:13:04 Location: The Pacific Northwestshire Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 13:37:28 (permalink) Not to derail the thread (even if that is SOP for me ), but what IS a normal amount to get a song professionally mastered by someone? Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW! #27
bapu Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 86000 Joined: 2006/11/25 21:23:28 Location: Thousand Oaks, CA Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 13:44:20 (permalink) craigb Not to derail the thread (even if that is SOP for me ), but what IS a normal amount to get a song professionally mastered by someone? $30-$70 is what I've seen. My name is Ed. I Am still bapu though. My Studio w ww.beyondmydaw.com The Forum Monkeys BJZ BBZ The Coffee House Collaborators Fizzy Pickle The Coffee House Band Stan Dupp and The Jennifer Tillies BAPU #28
Beagle Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 50621 Joined: 2006/03/29 11:03:12 Location: Fort Worth, TX Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 13:59:47 (permalink) bitflipper $5 is a ripoff! Here's a guy who will do it for a dollar! I'm more aggravated by the guys who charge $100 to run your song through Ozone and advertise their services showing photos of somebody else's high-end studio. http://soundcloud.com/beaglesound/sets/featured-songs-1 i7, 16G DDR3, Win10x64, MOTU Ultralite Hybrid MK3 Yamaha MOXF6, Hammond XK3c, other stuff. #29
Beagle Max Output Level: 0 dBFS Total Posts : 50621 Joined: 2006/03/29 11:03:12 Location: Fort Worth, TX Status: offline Re:What $5 will get you. 2012/09/12 14:01:29 (permalink) SongCraft Beagle SongCraft Is there any Fricken Chiken on there? YES! Fricken Chicken for only $5, and that includes Fricken Fries and a side serving of Bubba's Homemade Fricken Glop! what???? no drink included with that??? you charge extra for drinks, doncha???? hmmm??? It's $5 for a Fricken Chicken Cocktail, comes with a complimentary feather. Is said feather in a light deprived area so that we'll both be tickled??? http://soundcloud.com/beaglesound/sets/featured-songs-1 i7, 16G DDR3, Win10x64, MOTU Ultralite Hybrid MK3 Yamaha MOXF6, Hammond XK3c, other stuff. #30

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