SteveStrummerUK
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What a generous old Straummy :-)
I've bought Heather Mills a new prosthetic leg for Christmas...
Its not her main present though, just a stocking filler.
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Old55
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 17:53:31
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 17:56:40
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Somebody actually bought her a plane I hear.
And some Immac for the other leg.
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 17:58:50
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I'm thinking considering my personal physical condition and my penchant for attractive ladies I need to find myself a good looking stumper.
It's my only hope.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 18:01:17
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Just think - the poor homeless guy who sits outside my local railway station doesn't know what it's like to have a full tummy on Christmas Day.
But he will do next Tuesday, and all thanks to generous ol' Straummy....
I'm gonna go down there and tell him.
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 18:02:03
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A DJ I used to listen to was discussing her and Paul Macaw years ago, and the DJ couldn't remember her name. One of the engineers in the background said "stumpy the golddigger". I nearly drove off the road laughing.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 18:02:27
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I always buy petrol-soaked fake moustaches for my mates at Christmas....
It's such a joy to watch their faces light up.
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 18:03:52
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Beepster
I'm thinking considering my personal physical condition and my penchant for attractive ladies I need to find myself a good looking stumper.
It's my only hope.
Get a water tight pre-nup. Unless she's better off than you that is, then you have to make sure she doesn't take my advice.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 18:04:32
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I don't know why Heather Mills wanted all that money when she got divorced from Macca...
She only ended up spending it on handbags and shoe.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 18:13:46
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I went to a charity darts match last night, Heather Mills v Jake The Peg.
Heather lost by three legs to one.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 18:18:10
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I went to the garden centre today and bought a Christmas Tree. The assistant asked me, "Will you be putting that up yourself?"
I replied, "No, you sick bugger, I'll be putting it up in my living room."
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 18:21:11
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I got one of those Dyson Ball Cleaners for Christmas....
Still, I got a laugh from everyone else in A&E tonight.
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 18:23:06
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Get a water tight pre-nup. Unless she's better off than you that is, then you have to make sure she doesn't take my advice. lol!! Like I have stuff and things... waitaminit... ... now I'm sad.
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 19:10:07
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Every Christmas I'd come running downstairs to the big pile of presents and start unwrapping them as fast as I could. Sometimes there would be fights over who had the best toys but we would all make up later and sit down to have a three hour lunch before watching TV for the rest of the day....
I really miss working at the Royal Mail sorting office.
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 19:49:38
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Steve, you're certainly putting me in a festive mood  At least this year, I don't have to worry about Donna being spirited off to Utah.
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Re:What a generous old Straummy :-)
2012/12/18 20:42:35
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And I heard she was going to buy YOU this really expensive present!
(But, when she heard it was going to cost her an arm and a leg, she figured she'd better pass or she wouldn't be left with a leg to stand on...)
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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