What did I just do?

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2013/06/28 14:19:56 (permalink)

What did I just do?

I really don't understand it.  I can't explain why it happened.
 
It's in the early afternoon where I am currently and I was feeling a little drowsy.  I'm also working on some spreadsheets and thinking about a meeting later this afternoon.  As a result, I'm a little distracted.  I grabbed a bottle of Mountain Dew and drank deeply.  Hey, I don't often have it because I've cut down dramatically on soft drinks, but it was there.  Anyway, a moment later, I grabbed my coffee thermos and took a deep swig.
 
WHAT!!!???
 
I didn't know that Mountain Dew and Coffee would have a chemical reaction in my mouth.  Those are taste sensations that really don't belong together.  I lost my skin in the process.  I mean, I looked down and it was just laying on the chair like a deflated blimp.  I climbed down off of the ceiling and tried to pull it on.  Yes, I had to take it off and turn it around before I got the legs sorted out correctly.
 
I don't know what is going on, but everyone around me is moving very, very slowly now.

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    Re: What did I just do? 2013/06/28 14:24:35 (permalink)
    You have been told about mixing it up.

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    Re: What did I just do? 2013/06/28 14:36:14 (permalink)
    I like Mtn. Dew.
    I like Coffee.
    I don't mix, but I can break while dancing.

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    Re: What did I just do? 2013/06/28 14:39:46 (permalink)
    I only look like I'm broken if I dance.

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    Re: What did I just do? 2013/06/28 14:45:03 (permalink)
    You're just being modest....I bet you're the King of the Robot Dance and put everyone to shame.....

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    Re: What did I just do? 2013/06/28 15:03:45 (permalink)
    No, but I do a pretty mean Amoeba.  I don't mean that I do it well.  It's more of a vicious single celled organism thing.

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    Re: What did I just do? 2013/06/28 15:32:41 (permalink)
    In a related story....
     
    Daryk likes monkeys and Bapu has an Alembic.
     
    Talk bout two mixed up tastes.

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    Re: What did I just do? 2013/06/28 15:50:28 (permalink)
    bapu
    In a related story....
     
    Daryk likes monkeys and Bapu has an Alembic.
     
    Talk bout two mixed up states.


    Fixed.

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    Re: What did I just do? 2013/06/28 16:53:48 (permalink)
    Do monkey's like Alembics?
     
    (And where the heck did all these frisbees and turkey basters come from anyway??!)

     
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