AnsweredWhat did you expect?

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September 17, 17 3:25 AM (permalink)

What did you expect?

On my way home from work last night I stopped at a gas station to pick up a snack.  As I was getting out of my car I noticed a guy filling his tank while smoking a cigarette.  Not only did I think about how stupid that was, but there was a cop parked right there (looked like he was filling out a report).
 
Well, as I was paying for my food, I hear this blood-curdling scream and, guessing what had happened, turned around to see this guy with his arm in flames waving it around like a complete idiot!  The cop jumped out of his car and knocked the guy to the ground putting out the flames.
 
As I was walking back outside the cop was cuffing him and putting him into the squad car.  I realize the guy had been stupid, but I asked the officer why he was arresting him...
 
"I caught him waving a fire arm" was the reply.

 
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Re: What did you expect? September 17, 17 3:50 AM (permalink)
this sounds like a joke that Mike Pence might say....

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Re: What did you expect? September 17, 17 3:51 AM (permalink)
I can't believe I was fooled by this old chestnut. The worst of it is, as soon as you mentioned his arm on fire, I thought "oh I'll make that crack out him being arrested for being in possession of a firearm." Lo and behold, you were setting up the same joke. I must be getting slow....

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Re: What did you expect? September 17, 17 5:23 AM (permalink) ☼ Best Answerby craigb September 17, 17 6:24 AM
Ouch. 


“Beer is proof God loves us and wants us to be happy” is attributed to Benjamin Franklin perhaps in error, but the thought remains a worthy sentiment nonetheless.

 
 
 
 
 
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Re: What did you expect? September 17, 17 6:09 AM (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb September 17, 17 6:24 AM


too many lasers...






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Re: What did you expect? September 17, 17 4:14 PM (permalink)
Craigb (ITHRN) could have buried this in the FSF, but nooooooo he had to share right out in the open.
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Re: What did you expect? September 17, 17 4:43 PM (permalink)
Curb your dog. 

 
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