giankap
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What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
I opened the door and there she was!!!! I mean my friend told me that she was cute, but damn she knocked me out.
And the cherry on the top was when she found the studio temperature high and started to remove one cloth after another!
HOW CAN YOU WORK AFTERWARDS???
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/26 23:57:57
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If you're married, call your wife and ask her to bring something... anything... and then ask her to stay. 
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 04:28:19
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Get to know her.
She may well end up being a complete PITA.
Then you can concentrate on your work again.
Meanwhile just enjoy the view.
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 04:40:42
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Just keep thinking "Bapu's moobs are bigger...Bapu's moobs are bigger...Bapu's moobs are bigger" and "Mooch's butt is cuter...Mooch's butt is cuter...Mooch's butt is cuter" as a form of aversion therapy. You'll soon start to feel physically sick everytime you even think about her. Under no circumstances allow yourself to become confused and lapse into spoonerism... "Bapu's boobs are bigger" and "Mooch's mutt is cuter" is just so wrong on every level. Conversely, I may (as per usual) be talking complete bollocks  No fun averted
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 06:09:21
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Don't worry, the drummer will have her. Or perhaps you are the drummer 
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 07:02:59
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One sure way...she is going out with a gorilla....
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 07:32:48
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Give her your best mic and a bit of compression and some reverb.
Then insist on a few documentary session pics for your resume.
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 08:49:38
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giankap
I opened the door and there she was!!!! I mean my friend told me that she was cute, but damn she knocked me out.
And the cherry on the top was when she found the studio temperature high and started to remove one cloth after another!
HOW CAN YOU WORK AFTERWARDS???
What? No picture? Just wipe the drool off of the board and get back to work.
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 09:08:21
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giankap
I opened the door and there she was!!!! I mean my friend told me that she was cute, but damn she knocked me out.
And the cherry on the top was when she found the studio temperature high and started to remove one cloth after another!
HOW CAN YOU WORK AFTERWARDS???
What do you do with beautiful girls? You marry them! Or at least try to. If it's impossible, befriend her and see how it goes. The worst thing that can happen is that you get a really beautiful friend for life. Otr you don't but then you can be happy you tried 
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giankap
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 11:13:16
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Give her your best mic and a bit of compression and some reverb.
Then insist on a few documentary session pics for your resume.
yeaaaaa about that..., I'm still a little bit ashamed by the fact that i forgot to turn on the phantom switch and for one hour i was trying to figure out why I couldn't record. obviously i was not trying as hard as trying to guess if she was a double D or a double D+!
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 11:20:16
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I'm 55 that kind of thing happens all the time.
Focus grasshopper, focus.
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 12:04:20
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Music is your woman....concentrate on that and one should be fine, unless she's wearing a front low cut dress and then you go....gork, goggle, urrhkkk..:)
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 12:05:14
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 12:16:41
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In a recording situation , as in the above scenarios
In a gigging live situation a recipe for DISASTER, nothing good will come of it , non mtter how good her voice is, jealous band wives and girlfriends, drunk guys in the audience, no help striking the equipment....
been there, done it, bought the T Shirt
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giankap
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 12:21:31
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sincerely, Ioannis Windows - some Dual Core CPU - a little bit of RAM - not so bad soundcard - i think it's called Sonar - a silver mixer with colorful knobs - black speaker monitors - my ears some work
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giankap
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 12:24:47
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The thing is that I have no intention of doing amove. it's just hard to concentrate!!!
extremely hard!
Next time she comes over I'll have the room frozen!!!!
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 15:06:33
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Hi,
You just have to channel all that extra energy into your playing....
It doesn't have to be anymore energetic or anything, just needs to have that touch element to it.
What will fry your brains out is when she'll start turning to you when your playing starts to impress her. Thats when your gonna have a lot more energy to deal with.
As for the temperature of the room, a setting we always recommend when rehearsing in front of women is the ' Get your kit off setting' which is pretty much all the way up :)
Enjoy!
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 15:33:59
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Tell my wife to get her lovely ass home will ya giankap, ol pal? She ain't studyin you. I wondered where in the heck she was.
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 15:52:38
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Tell my wife to get her lovely ass home will ya giankap, ol pal? She ain't studyin you. I wondered where in the heck she was.
Then I feel I must apologize ol pal, she insisted she wasn't married and we just got carried away for a moment. No harm done?
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 15:53:16
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I remember hearing a story about Robert Plant, back in the day, being really, er, distracted by a girl in the audience during a show one night.
Apparently he had to have it "taken care of" off stage during the drum solo.
Maybe you just need to add more drum solos or something. Hope that helps.
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 16:05:31
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Completely understandable JB...completely understandable:-)
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 16:08:51
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giankap
Next time she comes over I'll have the room frozen!!!!
That can have the opposite effect on the, shall we say front most area of those double-D's (wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more)
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 16:13:20
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bapu
giankap
Next time she comes over I'll have the room frozen!!!!
That can have the opposite effect on the, shall we say front most area of those double-D's (wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more)
There speaks first-hand experience.
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 16:14:42
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Jonbouy
bapu
giankap
Next time she comes over I'll have the room frozen!!!!
That can have the opposite effect on the, shall we say front most area of those double-D's (wink wink nudge nudge say no more say no more)
There speaks first-hand experience.
I thought we agreed to NOT discuss the sensitive nature of my moobs*? *no matter how cuddly they are
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 20:03:39
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The "urge to merge" certainly reveals we guys for the fragile, flighty things we are, doesn't it...? 
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/27 20:07:32
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I'm sure you would be totally in control in a cold studio when the hot singer ( who's now nippin ) takes a deep breath for the next verse.
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/28 05:02:53
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I have no idea how I would handle a "damn hot female singer" yet...
Does anyone have one I can borrow?
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/28 06:26:54
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The space you have will always be exceeded in direct proportion to the amount of stuff you have...Thornton's Postulate. Bushpianos
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/28 08:24:34
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giankap
I opened the door and there she was!!!! I mean my friend told me that she was cute, but damn she knocked me out.
And the cherry on the top was when she found the studio temperature high and started to remove one cloth after another!
HOW CAN YOU WORK AFTERWARDS???
Just pretend she is naked. Oh.....wait......you use that for a speech. Nevermind....sorry.
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Re:What do you do when the female singer is damn hot?
2011/02/28 09:00:14
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giankap
I opened the door and there she was!!!! I mean my friend told me that she was cute, but damn she knocked me out.
And the cherry on the top was when she found the studio temperature high and started to remove one cloth after another!
HOW CAN YOU WORK AFTERWARDS???
It depends on what instrument you play. If you play either guitar or bass, here's your best bet: 1. Put down your instrument and quit. 2. Call me to replace you in the band.
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