What gift should I bring to Conquistador and his new Mrs.?

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2012/04/03 12:20:24 (permalink)

What gift should I bring to Conquistador and his new Mrs.?

I'm sure they have all the MIDI cables they need.
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    jamesg1213
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    Re:What gift should I bring to Conquistador and his new Mrs.? 2012/04/03 12:23:39 (permalink)
    Pick 3 items from the following;

    Venusian guttering joints
    Hammer-horror starlet Ingrid Pitt
    A mysterious warm breeze
    1 map of Boise, Idaho, viewed from underground
    Mary Poppins eyes
    A loose collection of un-related working class women
    Three lead onions
    A suitcase containing $8,000 and the middle of a mouse.
    4 salmon thighs
    Edgar Allens Poe's garage

     
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    Re:What gift should I bring to Conquistador and his new Mrs.? 2012/04/03 12:25:35 (permalink)



    A  mac and pro-tools.   

    Just the honor of your  presence is good enough for us. 

     



    post edited by Mooch4056 - 2012/04/03 12:26:43

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    Re:What gift should I bring to Conquistador and his new Mrs.? 2012/04/03 12:28:20 (permalink)
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    Just the honor of your  presence is good enough for us. 



    honor   horror 




    Fixed 
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    Re:What gift should I bring to Conquistador and his new Mrs.? 2012/04/03 12:44:48 (permalink)
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    Pick 3 items from the following;

    Venusian guttering joints
    Hammer-horror starlet Ingrid Pitt
    A mysterious warm breeze
    1 map of Boise, Idaho, viewed from underground
    Mary Poppins eyes
    A loose collection of un-related working class women
    Three lead onions
    A suitcase containing $8,000 and the middle of a mouse.
    4 salmon thighs
    Edgar Allens Poe's garage



    Nice list.

    I think I have Ingrid Pitt lying around somewhere, unopened.
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    Re:What gift should I bring to Conquistador and his new Mrs.? 2012/04/03 13:05:29 (permalink)
    Perhaps something smoked is in order? Cigars and becan?

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    Re:What gift should I bring to Conquistador and his new Mrs.? 2012/04/03 13:34:58 (permalink)
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    Pick 3 items from the following;

    Venusian guttering joints
    Hammer-horror starlet Ingrid Pitt
    A mysterious warm breeze
    1 map of Boise, Idaho, viewed from underground
    Mary Poppins eyes
    A loose collection of un-related working class women
    Three lead onions
    A suitcase containing $8,000 and the middle of a mouse.
    4 salmon thighs
    Edgar Allens Poe's garage



    Do Mary Poppins eyes count as one or two items?

     
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    Re:What gift should I bring to Conquistador and his new Mrs.? 2012/04/03 13:40:46 (permalink)
    A monkey's paw??

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    Re:What gift should I bring to Conquistador and his new Mrs.? 2012/04/03 13:57:00 (permalink)
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    jamesg1213


    Pick 3 items from the following;

    Venusian guttering joints
    Hammer-horror starlet Ingrid Pitt
    A mysterious warm breeze
    1 map of Boise, Idaho, viewed from underground
    Mary Poppins eyes
    A loose collection of un-related working class women
    Three lead onions
    A suitcase containing $8,000 and the middle of a mouse.
    4 salmon thighs
    Edgar Allens Poe's garage



    Do Mary Poppins eyes count as one or two items?


    One of course, like the cheese cufflinks.

     
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    Re:What gift should I bring to Conquistador and his new Mrs.? 2012/04/03 14:24:39 (permalink)
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    jamesg1213


    Pick 3 items from the following;

    Venusian guttering joints
    Hammer-horror starlet Ingrid Pitt
    A mysterious warm breeze
    1 map of Boise, Idaho, viewed from underground
    Mary Poppins eyes
    A loose collection of un-related working class women
    Three lead onions
    A suitcase containing $8,000 and the middle of a mouse.
    4 salmon thighs
    Edgar Allens Poe's garage



    Nice list.

    I think I have Ingrid Pitt lying around somewhere, unopened.

     
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