What to Expect At the Pearly Gates
A musician dies in a van wreck coming home from a show. As he stands at the gates of heaven, St. Peter checks over the list: "I see you were loved by many fans; you did a lot of charity work too." "Yeah, well I did the best I could," says the musician. St. Peter reads on in the records; "And, I see you were even good to your roadies, very commendable. Well, it looks like you can come into heaven... Go around to the back, past the dumpsters and load in through the kitchen!"