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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 19:55:10 (permalink)
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 19:57:30 (permalink)
The Fred is still young...
 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 19:58:01 (permalink)
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Am I to assume that the arousingly flexible young lady is the future ex-wife of Mr. Kenny W. Telejazz (if that is indeed your real name)?




                   Oh her ? she is just a friend that I go out on casual rides with .
            
 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 20:03:56 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby kennywtelejazz 2017/05/01 22:57:33
@Kenny...
 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 20:05:33 (permalink)
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Am I to assume that the arousingly flexible young lady is the future ex-wife of Mr. Kenny W. Telejazz (if that is indeed your real name)?




                   Oh her ? she is just a friend that I go out on casual rides with .
            
 
As far as all the other Jazz I use my real name
 
all the best,
 
Kenny




I don't believe that's a real picture.
 
(I mean, where's Duke?)

 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 20:08:47 (permalink)
Maybe Duke is actually a polymorph and is presenting as Flexi Girl and/or Grumpycat and/or Kenny's hind quarters.
 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 20:21:48 (permalink)
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Am I to assume that the arousingly flexible young lady is the future ex-wife of Mr. Kenny W. Telejazz (if that is indeed your real name)?




                   Oh her ? she is just a friend that I go out on casual rides with .
            
 
As far as all the other Jazz I use my real name
 
all the best,
 
Kenny




I don't believe that's a real picture.
 
(I mean, where's Duke?)




Duke borrowed my car so he couldn't make the photo shoot  .
He is currently on his way to Boston to remind Cakewalk about that little side bet they had

 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 20:28:34 (permalink)
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For Bhav
 
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'For some reason'.
 
I already knew how, I was just delaying it. Now I may not even do it. 

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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 23:11:43 (permalink)
It's so strange the way you straight men stereotype.  It's medieval.

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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 23:15:05 (permalink)
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For Bhav
 
For some reason I'm banned from your Dino fred 
 
So here's how to give me a Best Answer thingy:
 
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'For some reason'.
 
I already knew how, I was just delaying it. Now I may not even do it. 




Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 23:23:08 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby jamesg1213 2017/05/02 12:17:01
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It's so strange the way you straight men stereotype.  It's medieval.




Once upon a time, nobody in here knew you were gay.
 
You made a big thing about it, not the 'straight men'.
 
My point being, how do you know if I'm gay or straight? Have I ever mentioned it? Have I broadcast my sexuality to the forum? Why would I, it's nobody's business but my own.
 
But I happen to think that what you may perceive as a 'stereotyping' is actually just a bit of playful fun.
 
To be honest, unless one has a strong fundamentalist religious bent (no pun intended), I don't really believe anyone actually cares who you happen to be sexually attracted to. And right on to that.
 
 

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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 23:29:31 (permalink)
I prefer stereotypes.  Monotypes are boring.

 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 23:44:41 (permalink)
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Monotypes are boring.




Exactly. In fact I don't trust any train that only runs on one rail.

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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 23:44:48 (permalink)
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It's so strange the way you straight men stereotype.  It's medieval.




Is this like a meta troll?
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/01 23:46:15 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Zargg 2017/05/02 11:13:56
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eph221
It's so strange the way you straight men stereotype.  It's medieval.




Is this like a meta troll?




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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/02 00:30:45 (permalink)
Eph is gay? Send me nudes.

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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/02 01:00:20 (permalink)
And another Coffee House love connection is made...
 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/02 03:12:22 (permalink)
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craigb
 
Monotypes are boring.




Exactly. In fact I don't trust any train that only runs on one rail.




Around here they run off the rails...

 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/02 13:56:14 (permalink)
stay away from lawyers redheads blonds brunettes grays Xs neighbors all womens from Louisiana

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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/02 16:25:53 (permalink)
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stay away from lawyers redheads blonds brunettes grays Xs neighbors all womens from Louisiana




Sounds like he's going to be limited to bald guys who live at least a mile away, ya? 

 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/02 16:51:34 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby SteveStrummerUK 2017/05/02 17:33:22
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eph221
It's so strange the way you straight men stereotype.  It's medieval.




Once upon a time, nobody in here knew you were gay.
 
You made a big thing about it, not the 'straight men'.
 
My point being, how do you know if I'm gay or straight? Have I ever mentioned it? Have I broadcast my sexuality to the forum? Why would I, it's nobody's business but my own.
 
But I happen to think that what you may perceive as a 'stereotyping' is actually just a bit of playful fun.
 
To be honest, unless one has a strong fundamentalist religious bent (no pun intended), I don't really believe anyone actually cares who you happen to be sexually attracted to. And right on to that.
 
 




Great Post Steve
 
Hey let me ask you something along the lines of poking fun at oneself ...
When I used to drink I wound up boinking an occasional watermelon ....
Does that mean I'm TrySexual ?
 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/02 17:59:36 (permalink)
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When I used to drink I wound up boinking an occasional watermelon ....
Does that mean I'm TrySexual ?




 
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny...
 
(Do NOT visit the supermarket after drinking, 'K?)

 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/02 18:12:04 (permalink)
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kennywtelejazz
When I used to drink I wound up boinking an occasional watermelon ....
Does that mean I'm TrySexual ?




 
Kenny, Kenny, Kenny...
 
(Do NOT visit the supermarket after drinking, 'K?)



 
In August of 2017 it will be 34 years with out me ever having a drink w alcohol ....
during my sober time / no booze has always meant that melons are safe ....at least for the past 34 years ...
Even with my good behavior and current track record . I  have yet to be invited to a barbecue where there was a melon
 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/02 18:21:38 (permalink)
You guys take it easy on Kenny, he hasn't fallen off the wagon.
On a separate not, I've decided I'm never going to eat watermelon again.
 


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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/02 18:56:53 (permalink)
Eph's getting dressed up as a watermelon as we type...

 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/02 18:58:15 (permalink)
Is the potato salad still safe?
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/02 19:03:24 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Zargg 2017/05/02 19:04:54
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Is the potato salad still safe?




Not sure about safe, but boy was it cold! 

 
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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/03 03:04:08 (permalink)
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eph221
It's so strange the way you straight men stereotype.  It's medieval.




Once upon a time, nobody in here knew you were gay.
 
You made a big thing about it, not the 'straight men'.
 
My point being, how do you know if I'm gay or straight? Have I ever mentioned it? Have I broadcast my sexuality to the forum? Why would I, it's nobody's business but my own.
 
But I happen to think that what you may perceive as a 'stereotyping' is actually just a bit of playful fun.
 
To be honest, unless one has a strong fundamentalist religious bent (no pun intended), I don't really believe anyone actually cares who you happen to be sexually attracted to. And right on to that.
 
 


You're not very smart are you.  You neanderthals are free to do all your doggy style favorites.  It' irrelevant anyways.  Like mooch says *who cares*.  And that's NOT dr. who.

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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/03 03:08:21 (permalink)
Hey now! Cmon, no one here is a neanderthal ...
 
Youre all pigs.

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Re: What to do with unfunny freds? 2017/05/03 03:16:26 (permalink)
I'll march in your parades, chuckle my ballz off while you gluggle some ballz in public and feed a fist to any mofo who tries to give you a hard time about you being you. Hell... I've always said I wish I was into to dudes. Twice as many holes to [REDACTED] but it just ain't my thing.
 
Insinuate I'm a bigot for being me... and that same fist may just get fed to you.
 
Cool yer jets, homeboy.
 
You are amongst friends (for the most part... but such is the internet).
 
tl;dr...
 
Don't rag on us when no one is ragging on you. It's all in good fun.
 
Then again, I'm Canadian. We tend to be able to laugh more about such things because we don't have such an extensive history of dragging people behind pickup trucks and whatnot.
 
Also... you've posted some crap that has surpised and offended my delicate sensibilities in the past and I said nothing... so cram it with walnuts you Log Cabin weirdo.
 
*smooches*
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