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2013/07/06 18:43:42 (permalink)

When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44.......

waist. But now I've been training for the Chicago marathon and I am a 38 waist. For those who have issues with math that's negative 6 inches in circumference .


Today I ran nine miles. Through Skype technology and smart phones Bapu cheered me the whole way while he ate sausage links with sweet peppers and fries with a quarter gallon of liquid cheese as he occasionally flashed his moobs at me while cheering me on and eating.


Thanks Bapu,

Your the best and biggest fan I have.

From Now On Call Me Conquistador! 
 
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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/06 18:55:13 (permalink)
I Yam.
 
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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/06 18:58:14 (permalink)
 
 
Well done.


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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/06 20:20:08 (permalink)
-6" is very impressive!
 
But you're basically saying that if your pants fall down it's Bapu's fault, right?

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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/06 22:14:14 (permalink)
Everything is Bapu's fault.

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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/06 23:24:18 (permalink)
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Everything is Bapu's fault.

That's exactly what The Lovely Lady sez.
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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/07 00:45:48 (permalink)
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Everything is Bapu's fault.

That's exactly what The Lovely Lady sez.



She is right. No?

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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/07 00:46:06 (permalink)
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Mooch4056
Everything is Bapu's fault.

That's exactly what The Lovely Lady sez.



She is right. No?

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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/07 00:52:55 (permalink)
Ah, Mooch.  Always in stereo he is!

 
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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/07 03:03:38 (permalink)
BTW, has anyone noticed that Mooch "always" slims down when I'm not there?
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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/07 03:03:45 (permalink)
BTW, has anyone noticed that Mooch "always" slims down when I'm not there?
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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/07 05:14:37 (permalink)
If he loses any more, he'll become Mooc!

 
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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/07 09:35:22 (permalink)
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BTW, has anyone noticed that Mooch "always" slims down when I'm not there?



That's because when I am annoyed I eat more. I am not annoyed right now. Wait.... You're not here either.... Hmmmm let's ponder this for a second shall we?

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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/07 09:44:53 (permalink)
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If he loses any more, he'll become Mooc!




Hi Craigb. I hope your day finds you well. My day is going to be a crappy one because I work from 10am - 1030pm for the next three days. In fact I am having breakfast right now then leaving.


I have a question for you regarding how losing weight would make my forum name lose a letter. Instead of Mooch! It would be spelled Mooc! according to your calculations. By that theory when one gains weight shouldn't letters be added?

Please explain. Also, please give scientific data information with a conclusion of how this may be true.

If it is not true then please apologize to everyone on this form for trying to alter my forum nick name with out legal authorization from a Judge.

Sincerely,


Mooch! Aka.... Mooc!

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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/07 09:55:41 (permalink)
I scheduled an appointment with Judge Judyyyyyyyy to find out.
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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/07 11:36:44 (permalink)
He may become Mooc but I'll always be Mr. Moob (which is one less)
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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/07 13:14:43 (permalink)
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By that theory when one gains weight shouldn't letters be added?



Yes, you might even become Conquistador!  
 
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Re: When Bapu stood up at my wedding last year I was a 44....... 2013/07/07 17:38:06 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Mooch4056 2013/07/07 23:04:59
Shouldn't it be Mooch4050 then?  

Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
 
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