Beagle
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When bad Freds turn good
Does Fred have growing pains?
Is Fred a lefty?
Does he have a hamer?
will he hamer in the morning?
will he hamer in the evening?
Does Fred like cheese?
Will he sell his Casio?
Did Fred buy a bass?
Is it used?
What would he do with a used fish?
Does Fred know who's birthday it is?
Is Fred pondering farts? Is it simple?
Does Fred do vocals on instrumentals?
Does Fred like guacamole?
Or does Fred think that moles are for smashing instead?
Does Fred drink coffee while listening to metal?
Does Fred jump into the mosh pit?
Would that be gross?
Has Fred ever woken up in Mexico Beach?
How did he get there?
Was David Burns involved?
Where was his beautiful wife?
Where was his house?
Does Fred know what a Gobemouche is?
If he does will he do the fandango?
with Jan?
What is Fred having for lunch?
Will he drink Randy's Margarita?
Will she protest?
Will Fred drink Bill's Diet Coke and replace it with regular?
or Unleaded?
Will Fred be devoured by JB's Lion bar?
Will the Coco Puffs make him crazy?
Does Fred think Beepster is the new Neb?
Or does he think Neb is the new Beepster?
Or will they both explode in an array of narcotics?
Does Fred own a dinosaur?
Is it a cabbage patch dinosaur with little arms and a big head?
Does Fred think Beepster older than bapu?
Or is Fred older than bapu?
Does Fred have a hose?
Is he afraid to use it on the young whipper snappers?
Does Fred think Jules really ashamed?
Or that Karyn mixed a song with no cowbell??
Will red get Bub a new job?
Does Fred no Becan kills?
Does he care?
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bapu
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 11:46:30
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I can't be arsed to read that whole post.
Can you summarize it for me Beags?
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Beagle
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 11:47:59
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sure:
bapu, becan, moobs, pushin up daisies
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daryl1968
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 11:49:49
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Beagle
sure:
bapu, becan, moobs, pushin up daisies
No kittens?
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bapu
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 11:51:00
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Beagle
sure:
bapu, becan, moobs, pushin up daisies
That Am almost a perfect list. Alembic was missing.
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Beagle
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 11:56:31
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 11:56:42
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How do I know when a bad fred is going to turn good (I hate to be the first to arrive)?
And if one fred that started good turns bad collides with another that started bad but turns good what happens to the becan?
 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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Beagle
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 11:58:25
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drewfx1
How do I know when a bad fred is going to turn good (I hate to be the first to arrive)?
you don't. [shrugs and rollseyes] And if one fred that started good turns bad collides with another that started bad but turns good what happens to the becan? I get it. duh. [rollseyes again]
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bapu
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 12:03:12
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Beagle
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 12:17:24
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Is Fred a Jasper Crapper?
Does Fred have a target on his back?
Is Fred's used bass a large mouth?
Is it an Alembic in Am?
Does Fred have a creed?
If Fred had a creed, would it be printed in "Teen Weekly"?
Is Fred going to win AI?
Will Fred get voted off the forum?
Does Fred wish Alex good luck?
Does Fred want Alex to have fun?
Does Cyndi Lauper have fun?
Does Fred walk into poles at Walmart?
What do the poles say when he does this?
Does Fred wear thongs to Walmart?
or does he go barefoot? (get your minds out of the gutter!)
Does Fred make Trower faces when he plays guitar?
With is feet?
Does Fred like the 70's?
Does he think it was really like "that 70's show"?
Does he have a crush on Laura Prepon?
Does he know who Hans Zimmer is?
Would he play intuitively with Hans?
Does Fred like kittens?
Does Fred like monkees?
Which one does Fred like best?
If Fred likes Davey Jones best, does he know that Davey ferries souls to "the other side"?
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Jonbouy
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 12:28:28
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Yup, start with the premise of a really bad fred then it can only turn gooder. Well done Beag, initiatives like this should be encouraged. I wish there were more fred starters like you around.
post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/05/23 12:29:36
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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yorolpal
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 12:44:19
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Curtis Mayfield said Freddies Dead.
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bapu
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 12:45:49
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Jonbouy
Yup, start with the premise of a really bad fred then it can only turn gooder.
I may be on to something here (or there ^^^^).
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bapu
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 12:48:13
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yorolpal
Curtis Mayfield said Freddies Dead.
Right. But other than that, what has Curtis Mayfield done for us?
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Beagle
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 12:51:00
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bapu
yorolpal
Curtis Mayfield said Freddies Dead.
Right.
But other than that, what has Curtis Mayfield done for us?
LSHCMCOMN!
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Jonbouy
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 12:54:43
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bapu
yorolpal
Curtis Mayfield said Freddies Dead.
Right.
But other than that, what has Curtis Mayfield done for us?
Cue Jan....
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Old55
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 13:00:48
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Super Fly? I don't remember any songs about becan, monkeys or kittens--so I guess he hasn't done much for us after all.
How's that, Jonbouy?
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bapu
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 13:03:21
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Issac Hayes only claimed to be "talking about Shaft".
{thinking}Bapu, where the heck did that come from?{/thinking}
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/23 23:49:49
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daryl1968
Beagle
sure:
bapu, becan, moobs, pushin up daisies
No kittens?
I'm afraid not many are surviving those other freds...
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Old55
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/24 07:38:14
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bapu
Issac Hayes only claimed to be "talking about Shaft".
{thinking}Bapu, where the heck did that come from?{/thinking}
He's a bad muthashutyourmouth.
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Jonbouy
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Re:When bad Freds turn good
2012/05/24 07:42:29
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Old55
Super Fly? I don't remember any songs about becan, monkeys or kittens--so I guess he hasn't done much for us after all.
How's that, Jonbouy?
Spot on Jan!.... 
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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