BobF
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When smoking was allowed on airlines
Pets were too. Reminds me of a story.
A women with a mini pet dog was seated next to a cigar smoking gentlemen on a rather long flight. As soon as permitted, the man lit a cigar. The women's dog was immediately annoyed and started yapping in protest.
The flight attendant was easily harried, a was soon beside herself trying to deal with the dog bothering the guy smoking a cigar that bothered the dog.
In a fit of frustration, she grabbed the dog and the cigar, took them to the front of cabin and pitched them both out the door.
When the plane finally landed, the woman was overjoyed to see the dog sitting on the wing of the airplane.
Guess what it had in its mouth?
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 13:10:19
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Didn't the plane decompress when she opened the door?
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 13:12:00
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☄ Helpfulby tlw 2016/08/07 20:02:54
No, just Bob's story. 
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BobF
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 13:12:53
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jeez ....
A brick. The dog had a brick in its mouth
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 13:16:35
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BobF
jeez ....
A brick. The dog had a brick in its mouth
Why?
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BobF
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 13:18:52
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Because the foreman from a few days ago thru it up in the air to settle a dispute.
I waited too long, didn't I?
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 13:20:38
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 13:20:48
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/08/04 13:42:12
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Because the foreman from a few days ago thru it up in the air to settle a dispute.
I waited too long, didn't I?
Oh I see... ... that's so side-splittingly hilarious.
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 13:32:53
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I figured you needed to check the Punchlines Only thread.
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 13:48:08
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I've only just stopped laughing.
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 13:57:41
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Give it a moment. The hilarity will strike you again like last nights vindaloo.
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 14:06:21
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/08/04 14:29:35
The old one's are the best!
.....usually.
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 14:37:34
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I recently saw a pic of the 4 "old ones" in this cheer forum.  Hyuk Hyuk (I crack me up sometimes)
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 14:39:19
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I wonder what Straummy is hiding with his hands behind his back? His pen?
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 14:42:38
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bapu
I wonder what Straummy is hiding with his hands behind his back? His pen?
I was thinking more bunch of flowers.
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 15:09:11
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bapu
I wonder what Straummy is hiding with his hands behind his back? His pen?
Which is mightier than the sword as we all know. (I hear when he makes vindaloo, the pen is scared though...)
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 15:09:44
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 15:17:01
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/08/04 17:14:10
Why do we say "hands behind our back"? Shouldn't it be "hands behind ourself"?
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 15:42:28
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/08/04 17:14:53
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Didn't the plane decompress when she opened the door?
Back then planes were often flying low enough that they were not pressurized. DC 3s flew at around 7000 ft. And they didn't have zip files to compress or uncompress.
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 16:55:30
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bapu
Why do we say "hands behind our back"? Shouldn't it be "hands behind ourself"?
Hmmmm ... hands behind our front?
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 16:56:21
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John
jamesg1213
Didn't the plane decompress when she opened the door?
Back then planes were often flying low enough that they were not pressurized. DC 3s flew at around 7000 ft.
And they didn't have zip files to compress or uncompress.
They mostly used ROT13 back then
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/04 21:28:18
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BobF
John
jamesg1213
Didn't the plane decompress when she opened the door?
Back then planes were often flying low enough that they were not pressurized. DC 3s flew at around 7000 ft.
And they didn't have zip files to compress or uncompress.
They mostly used ROT13 back then
YBY!
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/06 13:03:32
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2016/08/06 13:44:07
I have another funny story. There was this truck driver who had to deliver a truck full of bricks to a construction site. When he got there he counted the bricks and found he had one too many. The foreman told him he didn't want the extra brick and so he tied it to his flatbed and set off. On the way home he stopped by a railway bridge to take a leak. Seeing the brick and realizing the pointlessness of it, he untied it and threw it on the railway line.
HA HA HA HA!
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/06 13:46:10
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☼ Best Answerby BobF 2016/08/06 14:13:14
another dog addicted to cigars  You never hear what happened to that poor dog. He kept that cigar and went to the concourse lounge after the flight. He started blowing smoke rings and before long an Indian walked over to the poor dog knocked him up side his head knocking him out and screaming " No One talks about my Mother like that!"
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/06 14:04:12
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sharke
I have another funny story. There was this truck driver who had to deliver a truck full of bricks to a construction site. When he got there he counted the bricks and found he had one too many. The foreman told him he didn't want the extra brick and so he tied it to his flatbed and set off. On the way home he stopped by a railway bridge to take a leak. Seeing the brick and realizing the pointlessness of it, he untied it and threw it on the railway line.
HA HA HA HA!
Do I have to to punchline fred to understand this joke?
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/06 15:03:45
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bapu
sharke
I have another funny story. There was this truck driver who had to deliver a truck full of bricks to a construction site. When he got there he counted the bricks and found he had one too many. The foreman told him he didn't want the extra brick and so he tied it to his flatbed and set off. On the way home he stopped by a railway bridge to take a leak. Seeing the brick and realizing the pointlessness of it, he untied it and threw it on the railway line.
HA HA HA HA!
Do I have to to punchline fred to understand this joke?
Do I need need need an Enigma machine to understand this post?
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sharke
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/06 15:54:40
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So nobody got it???
Unbelievable.
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/06 17:02:15
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I was lost after the foreman said he didn't want the brick 
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
2016/08/06 17:52:37
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Hrmph. Ok well I guess you had to be there. How about this one then:
A woman is on a train with her small dog which keeps yapping. A guy sitting next to her, smoking a cigar, asks her to shut the dog up. She says that the dog will shut up if he puts his damn cigar out because it's the smoke that's making him bark.
Anyway before long they are both at it tooth and claw, and the guy gets so angry he picks the dog up and throws it out of the window. Outraged, the woman grabs the cigar from his mouth and throws that out of the window.
Before long the train pulls into the next station and the distraught lady gets off. And as the train's pulling away, she looks down the track and sees her dog running towards her.
Guess what he had in his mouth?
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Re: When smoking was allowed on airlines
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