drewfx1
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Who here likes feeding Bapu?
Well, please stop!
It's not healthy either for you (less becan!) or the bapu:
He will begin to lose his natural fear of other CH members, become acclimated to us and we'll never get rid of him. Fear of us is a bapu's most important survival mechanism. Once bapus lose their fear of us there is little incentive for them to avoid circumstances that bring the two of us together.
Bapu encounters could easily result in a dangerous situation, both for us and the bapu. It must be remembered that bapu may react to the presence of us in unpredictable ways.
He may also start to search out food in other forums not equipped to deal with him.
All becan should be kept locked up and out of reach at all times for our own good!
 In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/25 15:23:57
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If you, or any of your loved ones have been Bapu'd, it's not too late to seek help. There are numerous Bapu-hab treatment centers to choose from. Selecting a certified Bapu therapist is essential, but is only a first step.
Bapu prevention requires careful planning and attention to detail. In order to safeguard your property from a Bapu incursion, send all of your becan to me. I will secure it properly. Honest. Next, play a C# sus4. Bapu will think it's jazz and will stay far, far away. In addition, there is a wide range of Bapu Avoidance products available from The Bouy, LTD either online or via catalog.
Remember, Bapu Am as Bapu Am. He needs your help so he Am somewhere else safely. Won't you help? Operators are standing by.
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57Gregy
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/25 15:34:22
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If a Bapu needs food, I'll give it to him.
I hear they're armed with Alembics.
Or Am they?
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Russell.Whaley
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/25 15:48:19
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Either that or Amelbics. I hear they're very rare.
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bayoubill
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/25 15:52:59
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We can get BEER,cheap I hear, at Walmart! To wash everything down.
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Jonbouy
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/25 20:52:02
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The Bouy, LTD either online or via catalog.
At no less than amazing prices I hasten to add. Also you can feed Bapu as much as you like, but like some wily old catfish there's no guarantee he will bite.
post edited by Jonbouy - 2011/05/25 20:54:01
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Russell.Whaley
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/25 20:58:09
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Is there a discount or an upcharge for using Gryzlyrgian currency?
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Jonbouy
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/25 20:59:36
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Russell.Whaley
Is there a discount or an upcharge for using Gryzlyrgian currency?
Can you afford for me to explain?
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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Russell.Whaley
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/25 21:01:44
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Bapu said he'd spot me a bit of what he has left. 
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craigb
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/26 00:46:05
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Russell.Whaley
Bapu said he'd spot me a bit of what he has left.
What he neglected to say is that all he has left is Mooch. 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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ohgrant
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/26 07:41:54
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K I'll try , but what if he's peeking in the window with those sad eyes? Craig that is one magnificent breakfast sandwich in your avatar, perhaps if you change it to a salad he may calm down a bit?
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craigb
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/26 14:15:16
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All I have to do is stay online and you won't see it (since it's my "offline" avatar). Of course, if I do, I'll just be feeding Bapu more so therein lies the conundrum!
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bapu
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/26 14:29:25
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What is this "offline" you speak of and how can I avoid it?
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craigb
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/26 14:36:25
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bapu
What is this "offline" you speak of and how can I avoid it?
You've done well so far. Below we've documented all the times you were offline! 
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bapu
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/26 14:39:21
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craigb
bapu
What is this "offline" you speak of and how can I avoid it?
You've done well so far. Below we've documented all the times you were offline!
Look at that. It appears I posted over 1200 times in just three hours. I'm a little slow today.
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drewfx1
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/26 14:45:30
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bapu
Look at that. It appears I posted over 1200 times in just three hours.
I'm a little slow today.
Maybe you just came back online about 10 minutes ago so it wasn't really 3 hours?
In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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bapu
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/26 14:54:12
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Maybe Online Time flows differently for Bapu than in Normal Time. That may explain how Bapu is able to post at superhuman speeds.
So, is Bapu able to transcend human limitations because he's Online, or has he somehow slowed our perception so that he only appears freakishly fast?
Did anyone see what just happened to my becan? It was here a moment ago, then there was blur, and it was gone.
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craigb
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Re:Who here likes feeding Bapu?
2011/05/26 16:35:32
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We refer to this phenomenom as the "Bapu Time Continuum Vortex" so young children aren't duly frightened.
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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