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Why Bass Players Should Not Stand in Front of Streamer Cannons ...

if they value their testicles.
 
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    Re: Why Bass Players Should Not Stand in Front of Streamer Cannons ... 2014/12/03 14:48:27 (permalink)
    'Cause we have big ^$&%%s and it makes us an easy target? 

     In order, then, to discover the limit of deepest tones, it is necessary not only to produce very violent agitations in the air but to give these the form of simple pendular vibrations. - Hermann von Helmholtz, predicting the role of the electric bassist in 1877.
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    Re: Why Bass Players Should Not Stand in Front of Streamer Cannons ... 2014/12/03 15:09:32 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby drewfx1 2014/12/03 15:02:21
    Drew you mis-spelled amps.

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    Re: Why Bass Players Should Not Stand in Front of Streamer Cannons ... 2014/12/03 15:24:42 (permalink)
     
    Pfft....
     
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    Re: Why Bass Players Should Not Stand in Front of Streamer Cannons ... 2014/12/03 15:56:31 (permalink)
    I bet their tour manager stops yelling "Bust a nut!" the next time they take that stage though...

     
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    Re: Why Bass Players Should Not Stand in Front of Streamer Cannons ... 2014/12/03 16:54:37 (permalink)
    Do bass players need combat pay?  

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re: Why Bass Players Should Not Stand in Front of Streamer Cannons ... 2014/12/03 17:13:53 (permalink)
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    Do bass players need combat pay?  




    Not for this type of injury.  He's wasn't going to be using that area of his body for anything anyway. 

     
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    Re: Why Bass Players Should Not Stand in Front of Streamer Cannons ... 2014/12/03 17:38:12 (permalink)
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    Do bass players need combat pay?  




    Not for this type of injury.  He's wasn't going to be using that area of his body for anything anyway. 


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    Re: Why Bass Players Should Not Stand in Front of Streamer Cannons ... 2014/12/03 18:26:23 (permalink)
    I don't know what all the fuss is about...

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    Re: Why Bass Players Should Not Stand in Front of Streamer Cannons ... 2014/12/03 18:27:03 (permalink)
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    I don't know what all the fuss is about...


    Typical.

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