bayoubill
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Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
I was a public toilet at a rest stop on the way home from a family get together
I was sitting there when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
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Jonbouy
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/22 16:25:26
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/22 16:33:40
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This is why it's always a good idea to have something handy you could lob over the wall into the next stall. I learned that on a recent trip to the zoo.
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Ham N Egz
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/22 17:03:48
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at least you didn't tap your feet under his stall....
or did you ?
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/22 17:54:54
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Next time I'll introduce mysef Bill.
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bayoubill
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/22 17:58:17
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There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
At least you knew it was me. 
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/22 18:02:46
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bayoubill
I was a public toilet at a rest stop on the way home from a family get together
I was sitting there when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"
Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!"
Stall: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."
Stall: "Can I come over?"
Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!"
Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!
So, what were you doing there?
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bayoubill
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/22 18:09:16
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When I'm not in my van I'm in a stall When I have to go do my thing When I have the urge Sometimes I need relief I had a big helping of I had to go ..mostly cuz I'm old ..I'll shut up now
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Old55
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/23 00:21:57
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Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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Bub 
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/23 00:50:39
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You should rename this thread, 'Bathroom Stall Confessions.'  So this guy I know and his wife finish up at a buffet at a Casino here in the great land of Wind and Hog **** (AKA Iowa.). They get about 2 miles down the road and he says, "Honey, did you have the Crab Salad?" His wife replies, "No, why?" Then she heard the rumble in his stomach and said, "Oh." So he goes flying back to the gas station by the casino doing the ol' Charlie Chaplin and gets to the mens room and the door is locked. So he figures, ok, it's a small gas station, it's one of those one stall deals with a locked door. He knocks on the ladies room door and nobody replies so he pulls on the handle. The door opens and he goes in and locks the door behind him. There's two stalls ... one is closed and the other the door is open on so he heads for the one that is open. He has himself a sit down and makes the most horrendous noise you ever heard (Reminiscent to the bathroom scene in Dumb and Dumber). Suddenly he hears a female voice that says, "Are you ok in there honey?" and his blood ran cold. You ever hear that expression? Well, it's a real phenomenon. His blood actually turned cold. He tried to disguis his voice and just mumbled "Mm hmm." She leaves, and then he has to stay in there for a few minutes hoping nobody else comes in and she's gone before he comes out. It was probably one of the most traumatic things he's ever been through. Anyway ... true story. Thanks for listening. Bub.
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/23 01:19:47
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UbiquitousBubba
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/23 10:48:22
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So, was the crab salad good, Bub?
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Old55
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/23 11:19:40
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I remember see a guy at the local convenience store and thinking he was homeless and talking to himself. Then, he turned around and I saw the headphone in his ear.
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/23 11:21:00
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I was looking for the Crap Jokes Thread.....  No Tooting!!
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/23 11:44:03
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Thanks for the smile..
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Re:Why Does This Keep Happening to Me?
2011/08/23 13:00:46
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UbiquitousBubba
So, was the crab salad good, Bub?
I dunno, he didn't say. ;)
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