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2014/07/06 13:08:40 (permalink)

Why I wouldn't last very long as a Wimbledon ball boy...

 
Roger Federer: Towel
 
Ball boy Straummy: I beg your pardon?
 
Roger Federer: TOWEL!!
 
Ball boy Straummy: I'm sorry...
 
Roger Federer: Er......... Towel....... please...
 
Ball boy Straummy: And finally. But I'm afraid it's too late now mush. You want your fecking towel, you can get it your feckin' self.
 
Umpire: Mr Straummy, let him have it.
 
Straummy proceeds to hoof Federer square in the knackers with a disproportionate amount of force
 
Ball boy Straummy: New balls please
 
Roger Federer: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my aching testicles
 
 
 

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    Old55
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    Re: Why I wouldn't last very long as a Wimbledon ball boy... 2014/07/06 13:44:20 (permalink)
    Strummy--deuce.  
     
    Federer__love.  

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re: Why I wouldn't last very long as a Wimbledon ball boy... 2014/07/06 14:45:54 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Old55 2014/07/06 17:45:09
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    Strummy--deuce.  
     
    Federer no love.  




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    Re: Why I wouldn't last very long as a Wimbledon ball boy... 2014/07/06 17:52:44 (permalink)
    Wookiee serves an ace.  

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re: Why I wouldn't last very long as a Wimbledon ball boy... 2014/07/06 18:29:22 (permalink)
     
    Well, since I lost my job as a ball boy, I've started selling broken tennis racket for £50.
     
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    Re: Why I wouldn't last very long as a Wimbledon ball boy... 2014/07/06 18:55:47 (permalink)
    Good thing you didn't try that in McEnroe's day! 

     
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    Re: Why I wouldn't last very long as a Wimbledon ball boy... 2014/07/06 20:33:14 (permalink)
    You mean that wasn't you, in the middle at the end the court?
     
     

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    Re: Why I wouldn't last very long as a Wimbledon ball boy... 2014/07/07 19:29:48 (permalink)
    That mens final was amazing. Some of the best tennis we have seen. Just goes to show how good Roger still is and of course Novak too. They were both incredible.

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    Re: Why I wouldn't last very long as a Wimbledon ball boy... 2014/07/09 13:34:03 (permalink)
    SteveStrummerUK
     
    Roger Federer: Towel
     
    Ball boy Straummy: I beg your pardon?
     
    Roger Federer: TOWEL!!
     
    Ball boy Straummy: I'm sorry...
     
    Roger Federer: Er......... Towel....... please...
     
    Ball boy Straummy: And finally. But I'm afraid it's too late now mush. You want your fecking towel, you can get it your feckin' self.
     
    Umpire: Mr Straummy, let him have it.
     
    Straummy proceeds to hoof Federer square in the knackers with a disproportionate amount of force
     
    Ball boy Straummy: New balls please
     
    Roger Federer: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my aching testicles 




    Such bull!!!!!
     
    You would be glued to the girls short skirts or shorts!
     


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