Mooch, you're absolutely correct.  A scientist I heard once, Demetri Martin, deliver his treatise entitled, "How Funny I Find Farts by Location".  As he graphed his findings, he made it clear that the degree of humor may, in fact, be related to the location of said event.

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This isn't about the royal wedding. It's about this guy who came to talk about his eX ONE day.  "Pastor, he said, "I just want to know if there's something I can do that changes everything back to the way it was. 

In a moment, I knew what was going on. Seems he was feeling terrible about the things he's said to her over the years and  really wants to mend his ways.

The first thing I asked was if he ever had a way to keep tabs on himself so he could know when his behavior was getting out of line.

"Should I use a video camera?" was the first thing he asked me.

"Pardon me if I revolt against social custom," I said, "But what's wrong with hiring out-of-work paparazzi for a few days?"

"That's a good idea!" he exclaimed immediately and ran out the door.


I haven't seen him since.


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More for later.  Kinda like powdered donuts and moustaches.  Or...nevermind.