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2015/12/22 20:00:41 (permalink)

Why did the accountant put an owl in the sink?

Because the bathtub was full of beavers. 
 

 
Hmmm. 
 


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Re: Why did the accountant put an owl in the sink? 2015/12/22 21:16:31 (permalink)
I am an accountant and don't get it.


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Re: Why did the accountant put an owl in the sink? 2015/12/22 21:47:16 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2015/12/23 03:29:17
That's not the kind of beaver that's usually in my bathtub.



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Re: Why did the accountant put an owl in the sink? 2015/12/22 23:28:01 (permalink)
yorolpal
That's not the kind of beaver that's usually in my bathtub.



Just sayin...



Oh really? 
 


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Re: Why did the accountant put an owl in the sink? 2015/12/22 23:30:11 (permalink)
I said MY bathtub...not yours;-)


He does cut a fine beaver-like figure though...I'll give ya that.
post edited by yorolpal - 2015/12/22 23:42:50

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Re: Why did the accountant put an owl in the sink? 2015/12/23 00:07:46 (permalink)
There's no rhyme gnaw reason to this thread.....

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Re: Why did the accountant put an owl in the sink? 2015/12/23 03:25:22 (permalink)
Musk you continue?

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Re: Why did the accountant put an owl in the sink? 2015/12/23 03:55:43 (permalink)
Dam...

 
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Re: Why did the accountant put an owl in the sink? 2015/12/23 06:53:19 (permalink)
While there's nothing wrong with Beavers, sometimes Ducks are better! 
 


 
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Re: Why did the accountant put an owl in the sink? 2015/12/23 09:20:35 (permalink)
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Because the bathtub was full of beavers. 
 

 
Hmmm. 
 




Neither did my mom and she's a corporate accountant. Ohhhh ... by the way, she's also an Oregon State Beaver ... !!!

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