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2009/01/21 17:30:31 (permalink)

Why have so many alien species .....

..... despite often being centuries more technically advanced than humans (I'm watching War Of The Worlds on BBC3 at the moment), failed to understand the concept of clothes?

Don't they feel the cold for Pete's sake?











post edited by SteveStrummerUK - 2009/01/21 20:29:30

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    Fog
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    RE: Why have so many aliens races ..... 2009/01/21 18:17:24 (permalink)
    reminds me of Newcastle clubbers that you hear about.. middle of winter.. no coat..hehe

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    RE: Why have so many aliens races ..... 2009/01/21 18:24:11 (permalink)
    The green alien chicks on Star Trek never had much of a wardrobe come to think of it...

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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/21 18:50:24 (permalink)

    ORIGINAL: SteveStrummerUK

    Don't they feel the cold for Pete's sake?



    Didn't the War of the Worlds aliens come from Mars? Where it's like -100 degrees? Of course they won't wear clothes on Earth - too dang hot. Besides, you can't grow cotton on Mars...

    Or maybe they're exothermic. Or just like being nekkid. Or they actually ARE wearing clothes, but the clothes are invisible. Transparent to light but not heat. Or maybe they studied humans by watching TV programs that made their way to the alien planet - decided to dress like us hoping to be inconspicuous, except the only channel they were able to pick up was the Playboy channel...

    Even more curious, is why do alien races that DO wear clothes all wear the same outfit?
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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/21 19:16:54 (permalink)
    you mean like this:



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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/21 19:25:00 (permalink)
    ORIGINAL: SteveStrummerUK


    Don't they feel the cold for Pete's sake?




    I would be interested to hear Pistol's comments.
    post edited by montezuma - 2009/01/21 19:28:27
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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/21 19:33:17 (permalink)

    And why is it always


    Or


    But not one of these


    Or





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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/21 19:45:03 (permalink)
    The last two look a lot like mammals.



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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/21 19:51:10 (permalink)
    I'll take the last two please, without clothes also. They never wear clothes because they are organic robots sent to gather information on our world and galaxy to see if we are worthy of advanced technology which will save our world, because we are on a collision course with the Dark Rift and the Andromeda Galaxy. Yep, that's the truth.

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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/21 20:09:06 (permalink)
    one is part Borg and one is Vulcan.

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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/21 20:18:32 (permalink)

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    one is part Borg and one is Vulcan.


    I think with most earth wimmen one is always slightly different to the other too.

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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/22 02:15:16 (permalink)

    Actually thinking about it I think at least one of my ex's was Vulcan.

    Devoid of any tangible human emotion, and could render me unconscious with a strange grip.... I'm wondering if I should contact the National Enquirer now. So if you see this headline you'll know it was me.

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    RE: Why have so many aliens races ..... 2009/01/22 05:50:53 (permalink)

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    reminds me of Newcastle clubbers that you hear about.. middle of winter.. no coat..hehe




    Paul, you don't mean:


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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/22 09:22:54 (permalink)

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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/22 12:55:30 (permalink)
    Seems to me if Earth is the original origin of evolving human lifeform we wouldn't need the protection of clothing.
    So we're not from Earth or not evolving? Sorry...spaced again, what was the question?
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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/22 13:23:36 (permalink)
    Also j'ever notice how females in the future get skintight spandex
    but males get big bulky cloaks? not that I'm complaining....


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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/22 15:45:25 (permalink)
    They are wearing clothes...we just don't see them due to our immediate focus on what's most vital about them, their ability to render us violently spent.

    Most women who pass by are also seen the same way...... and for the same reason.
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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/22 20:59:56 (permalink)
    +1

    they are wearing clothes--this is what they look like underneath:

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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/23 00:01:55 (permalink)

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    +1

    they are wearing clothes--this is what they look like underneath:




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    RE: Why have so many alien races ..... 2009/01/23 11:01:01 (permalink)
    A matter of greater concern is why alien races sporting purportedly superior intellects act every bit as vain and stupid as humans?

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