skylightron
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Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
Dec., 2012
Charlie, aka Beepster receives a parcel post package in the mail.
Beepster: It's my new Sonar X2 Production Suite! Yeaaah! Beep, beep, beep, beep!
Beepster: It must be Cakemas in December.
Opening the new shiny black box, Beepster sees a Golden ticket.
In back of the ticket reads, "Save this and Redeem for your next version of Sonar Production Suite for FREE and also receive a FREE tour of the Cakewalk Factory."
Beepster: Whaahooo! Beep, beep, beep, beep!
Beepster: I've always dreamed of meeting Mr. Willy and see how the cakes are baked
Somewhere miles away, in the same continent.
Fastbikerboy is riding X1mph down the street in his fast bike.
From the sky a package falls and marks an X2 on his helmet with the inscription, "To our favorite fan."
Opening the package he sees a Golden Ticket.
Fastbikerboy: YeeHaw!... This got to be the works of the bakers.
Somewhere in the states.
Bristol_Jonesy: Marlene... I didn't get that job promotion but I just got a Golden Ticket. It's the latest Promotion through Cakewalk - Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory.
Marlene: This reminds me of your heyday!
Bristol_Jonesy: Yeah, someone at that factory eats too much or smokes too much cake.
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Beepster
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/17 18:59:21
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You are a very strange fellow. I hope they don't kick you off for your silliness as you have tossed some very helpful and insightful stuff at the forum... when you're not being silly that is.
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/17 19:47:42
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And, for the record, Jonesy is NOT "Somewhere in the states". He's in Bristol... hence the moniker. And it AIN'T Bristol, TN.
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/17 19:52:24
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Sadly, our Boston office is not nearly as interesting as Mr. Wonka's factory. Next time I'm there I'll see what I can do about installing a chocolate river, but no promises.  SP
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/17 19:56:08
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HOORAY! Chocolate! wait... i don't care for sweets... Can it be a pickle brine river instead? Or perhaps a ranch dressing hose?
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michaelhanson
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/17 20:26:29
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....but what is a chocolate river with out some Oompa Loompa's...
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/17 20:30:42
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or bristol rhode island, though that is much closer to the bakers!
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/17 20:36:43
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/17 21:01:05
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David
coffee house!
nah, let's see where this goes...nothing else interesting happening any way.
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/18 03:42:07
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Seth Perlstein [Cakewalk
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Sadly, our Boston office is not nearly as interesting as Mr. Wonka's factory. Next time I'm there I'll see what I can do about installing a chocolate river, but no promises.
SP
If you do that Seth I promise I'll emigrate to Boston
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/18 06:05:02
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David
coffee house!
Agreed, The coffee house is the repository for pointless and inane threads.
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/18 06:10:09
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Chocolate=high blood sugar here...no goodnik...
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/18 06:23:22
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"You are a very strange fellow. I hope they don't kick you off for your silliness as you have tossed some very helpful and insightful stuff at the forum... when you're not being silly that is.",,,,,,,,,,,,,,, insightful stuff ??? like what ??? lol
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/18 08:02:18
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Skylightron, This is your best one yet!!! ROFLMAO. I used to hang out at a kayaker site, mountainbuzz.com and there was a guynamed ChunderBoy that made insanely funny posts just to get people riled up. Lots of people got pissed but his posts were funny as hell. Sadly ChunderBoy was killed in a paraglider accident.
Rocky
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/18 09:56:33
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Well I am very sad, its a sad monday, all week this week. I have been wonkaring around. Only because I missed out on the final golden ticket. Guess I'm going to have to port my DAW over to Studio One V2! 
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skylightron
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/22 01:20:55
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Chregg, looks like you got a part in Sonar Trek: The Search for Chreggkov Coming soon to a Cakewalk Forum near you.
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/22 01:28:23
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bluzdog
Skylightron, This is your best one yet!!! ROFLMAO. I used to hang out at a kayaker site, mountainbuzz.com and there was a guynamed ChunderBoy that made insanely funny posts just to get people riled up. Lots of people got pissed but his posts were funny as hell. Sadly ChunderBoy was killed in a paraglider accident.
Rocky
How many paragliders did they have to use before they finally hit him?
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/22 08:04:18
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So.I've got mine...there are only how many left? 
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/22 08:45:17
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I've always dreamed of meeting Mr. Willy and see how the cakes are baked Best X1 forum post EVAH!!!
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/22 09:58:59
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The Zetaberries taste like Zetaberries..
The Raptureberries taste like Raptureberries...
Go ahead...lick it...
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/22 10:09:40
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SkylightRon may even be the saviour of the X1 forums. He doesn't indulge in the hatin', despite being regularly attacked, and has a novel approach at raising pertinent issues with a good dose of humour and irony. Heck he even talks more sense than many of the 'serious' participants. Rock on Ron I say.... 
post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/07/22 10:12:41
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/22 10:26:58
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He he +1 Jonbouy
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Re:Willy Wonka and the Sonarcolate Factory
2012/07/22 12:09:59
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Mystic38
David
coffee house!
Agreed, The coffee house is the repository for pointless and inane threads.
And what forum is the repository for attitudes like yours?
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