Witch!!

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2012/12/12 18:05:08 (permalink)

Witch!!

 
That is, anyone who can wrap up a tin of Cadbury's Roses neatly  
 
 
 
 

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    Old55
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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/12 18:07:14 (permalink)
    Four Roses? 

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/12 18:15:30 (permalink)








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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/12 18:42:21 (permalink)
    Oh, I see.  Those round things are tough to wrap.  Maybe if you drink a bottle of the Four Roses bourbon, the Cadbury Roses...  I might not be easier, but then you wouldn't care. 

    Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys?  
     
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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/12 21:25:56 (permalink)
    Put said round box into another square box then wrap.  Simples.

     
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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 08:10:28 (permalink)
    I finally did it!!


    But it is not tidy
     
     

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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 08:12:30 (permalink)
    Just use duct tape.

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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 08:14:58 (permalink)
    Guitarhacker


    Just use duct tape.

     
    You must be psychic Herb
     
     


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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 08:40:09 (permalink)
    1) Why bother - everyone will know without opening it that it's a tin of Roses and that Strummy does his xmas present shopping in Tesco ? ;)

    2) If you must, there's always the thinking man's option......


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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 08:45:40 (permalink)
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    1) Why bother - everyone will know without opening it that it's a tin of Roses and that Strummy does his xmas present shopping in Tesco ? ;) 

    Pfft....
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    They were a pound cheaper in Sainsburys
     
     

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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 08:50:41 (permalink)
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    paulo


    1) Why bother - everyone will know without opening it that it's a tin of Roses and that Strummy does his xmas present shopping in Tesco   is a cheapskate who actually shops around for a £4 tin of sweets ? ;) 

    Pfft....
     


     
     
     
     
    They were a pound cheaper in Sainsburys
     
     


    Sorry mate, fixed it for ya ...:)
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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 08:56:54 (permalink)
    So how do you know they're a fiver in Tesco
     
     
    I'm not that tight though...
     
     
    I tipped the postman a quid*
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    * Because I had no smaller change
     
     

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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 09:08:17 (permalink)
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    So how do you know they're a fiver in Tesco
     
     
    I'm not that tight though...
     
     
    I tipped the postman a quid*
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    * Because I had no smaller change
     
     


    Along with the the other xmas stuff, they've been just inside the front door since August (FFS!) ;)

    Anyways, I'm off to get some meself later. I've just figured out that the £1 saving  in Sainsburys (other supermarkets are available) will be just about swallowed up with the extra fuel and tyre wear wear to get there (83.6598147p approx). Then of course there's the impact to the environment of that unnecessary travelling, which has to be worth at least 11.2365978p according to my handy carbon footprint cost calculator, which ironically isn't solar powered. So, let it not be said that Paulo just bought a tin of sweets in Tesco for someone because he couldn't be arsed to put any further effort or consideration into it.  Oh no, this was a thoughtful and considered action. ;)
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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 09:11:13 (permalink)
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    SteveStrummerUK


    So how do you know they're a fiver in Tesco


    I'm not that tight though...


    I tipped the postman a quid*






















    * Because I had no smaller change




    Along with the the other xmas stuff, they've been just inside the front door since August (FFS!) ;)

    Anyways, I'm off to get some meself later. I've just figured out that the £1 saving  in Sainsburys (other supermarkets are available) will be just about swallowed up with the extra fuel and tyre wear wear to get there (83.6598147p approx). Then of course there's the impact to the environment of that unnecessary travelling, which has to be worth at least 11.2365978p according to my handy carbon footprint cost calculator, which ironically isn't solar powered. So, let it not be said that Paulo just bought a tin of sweets in Tesco for someone because he couldn't be arsed to put any further effort or consideration into it.  Oh no, this was a thoughtful and considered action. ;)

     
    Environmentally friendly?
     
    You could power a couple of power stations with all that bullsh1t
     

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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 11:59:16 (permalink)
    I believe the duct tape makes it 20-40% better.

     
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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 12:39:29 (permalink)
    You're a man. That's where you're going wrong. Men can only wrap cubic gifts. Women can neatly wrap a freaking dodecadodecahedron, with the simple condition that no man is looking. 

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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 14:30:42 (permalink)
    sharke


    You're a man. That's where you're going wrong. Men can only wrap cubic gifts. Women can neatly wrap a freaking dodecadodecahedron, with the simple condition that no man is looking. 

    I give you a star for using the word dodecadodecahedron in a sentence (the best I could do was an icosahedron).
     


     
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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 16:08:56 (permalink)
    I misread the original post as:

    'anyone who can cr@p in a tin of Cadbury's Roses neatly'


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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 16:09:11 (permalink)
    sharke


    You're a man. That's where you're going wrong. Men can only wrap cubic gifts. Women can neatly wrap a freaking dodecadodecahedron, with the simple condition that no man is looking. 

     
    Sounds like witchcraft to me
     
     

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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/13 16:16:48 (permalink)
    Eggster


    I misread the original post as:

    'anyone who can cr@p in a tin of Cadbury's Roses neatly'


    I worry about myself...


    So you should....

    that's easy compared to wrapping one ! ;)
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    Re:Witch!! 2012/12/14 11:57:37 (permalink)
    Hi,

    Hmmmmm ... I wonder if that Tin makes for a good snare drum! Either on the top or bottom!

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