SteveStrummerUK
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Worst joke of 2017 .....
........... so far  Two women are talking over coffee. One asks, "How much does your husband earn in a year?" Her friend replies, "£250,000" The first one says, "What!!" The other says, "Well, he does work for Cunard" The first woman replies, "Well my husband works fekkin' hard as well but he doesn't earn that much"
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bapu
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 11:35:35
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Bapu and Mooch walk into bar.
Mooch says "WTF Bapu? They don't even have a punch line in here."
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bapu
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 11:35:54
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☼ Best Answerby SteveStrummerUK 2017/01/01 20:12:04
Best Answer thangy Straumms.
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 11:36:00
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What's even worse is, for the moment, it's also the best joke of 2017 (seeing as it's the only one so far...). 
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bapu
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 11:42:03
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What am I? Chopped Liver?
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 11:49:04
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 12:18:37
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bapu
Bapu and Mooch walk into bar.
Mooch says "WTF Bapu? They don't even have a punch line in here."
Can you get drunk on punch?
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 14:20:52
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bapu
What am I? Chopped Liver?
Chopped becan!
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 14:23:03
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☄ Helpfulby BobF 2017/01/01 15:51:16
MandolinPicker
bapu
What am I? Chopped Liver?
Chopped becan!
I am what I eat?
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 14:28:39
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Cakewalk = Bakers = Bakery
Bapsi = Becaner = Becanery
'Tis all irremafutable logic.
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 14:32:29
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/01/01 14:52:56
Worst dirty joke: A kid fell in some mud.
Worst clean joke: The muddy kid took a shower.
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 15:31:00
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An A, a C and an E walk into a bar and ask for a pint of beer. The barman says.....Sorry, I can't serve a minor. 
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 15:32:59
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paulo
An A, a C and an E walk into a bar and ask for a pint of beer. The barman says.....Sorry, I can't serve Am.
Bapu'd
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 15:51:58
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bapu
MandolinPicker
bapu
What am I? Chopped Liver?
Chopped becan!
I am what I eat?
That's what I reply with when somebody calls me a 'female cat'
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 17:38:19
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bapu
What am I? Chopped Liver?
What's even funnier to me is that I didn't know this was referring to anything because, when I was creating my reply, only Steve's original post existed! 
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 18:27:50
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A skeleton carrying a bucket and a mop walks into a bar and orders a beer.
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craigb
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 19:09:58
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A blind man walks into a bar...
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bapu
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 20:01:55
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craigb
A blind man walks into a bar...
"Ouch!!" he cried?
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 20:07:00
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I am completely unimpressed with the poor quality of Best Answer candidates in this fred.
Well done!
Good times :-)
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 20:11:40
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And now fear somethang completely different ....  MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ......................... Sparkly
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 20:14:39
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"......... and I'm not easily impressed ...........
.................... ooh look, a blue car"
~ Homer J Simpson
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 20:16:59
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"I'd be a vegematarian if becan grew on trees"
~ Homer Jay Straummy
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SteveStrummerUK
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 20:27:29
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 20:36:41
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“Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaselling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separates us from the animals .........
.............. except the weasel”
~ Homer S Odyssey
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/01 22:04:51
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SteveStrummerUK
And now fear somethang completely different ....
MMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ......................... Sparkly
One of the best 3D stereograph images I've seen! Took a while to get it though... And the result is probably a TOS violation but, since it's hidden I doubt many will see it! Good job! 
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/02 12:39:28
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yorolpal
A skeleton carrying a bucket and a mop walks into a bar and orders a beer.
hey, this is my joke!
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/03 17:47:52
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☄ Helpfulby bapu 2017/01/03 17:52:38
Got back to work today and went to look for something in the place they used to keep pens, paper, staplers etc. There was a sign on the door saying 'The stationary cupboard has moved'.
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bapu
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Re: Worst joke of 2017 .....
2017/01/03 17:52:55
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Hoooooowwwwwwww did it do it?
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