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Yøø gøt tø be kidding...



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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/26 19:32:48 (permalink)
What a gas!
 
So if you're anal-retentive, you have fart kontrol?

 
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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/26 19:40:50 (permalink)
I'm trying to imagine a fart control officer's uniform...
 
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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/26 19:46:39 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby Rain 2013/09/26 20:18:02
What about reading the ticket?  "Failed to show fart kontrol.  When asked to demonstrate the 'one-cheek sneak,' subject responded with a imbalanced '*FRAAAP!*' instead." 

 
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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/26 21:48:53 (permalink)
I suppose the only way out of a ticket is to "render" the 1812 Overture...complete with cannonade!

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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/26 22:33:09 (permalink)
Norwegian is similar.  Fulfart--pronounced Full Fart--means full speed.  

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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/26 22:38:55 (permalink)
He he...I don't care who ya are...that's funny right there...


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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/26 22:39:10 (permalink)
Ausfahrt in Switzerland means highway exit.

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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/26 22:48:00 (permalink)
Who knew there were so many countries farting around.  

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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/26 23:17:13 (permalink)
Sounds like the Norse have no Gas shortage...


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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/27 00:27:04 (permalink)
Einfarht = Entry
Ausfarht= Exit

Ain't German a gas language. Hehehehe

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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/27 00:28:06 (permalink)
Why is that anything fart(y) appeals to the aged but juvenile mind of most men?

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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/27 00:51:17 (permalink)
You mean that this isn't really one of the greatest moment in the history of cinema?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMgagxCvZQ
 
How 'bout this, then? Juvenile, really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF09KwE3VAo

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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/27 01:57:58 (permalink)
Gotta admit it's very funny.

There was a scene once in Pickett fences tv show that had me in stitches. I can find references to it I can't find an actual clip. Sorry!

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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/27 04:04:55 (permalink)
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You mean that this isn't really one of the greatest moment in the history of cinema?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AMgagxCvZQ
 
How 'bout this, then? Juvenile, really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF09KwE3VAo



Gosh, and you didn't include the scene in Click between Adam Sandler and David Hasslehoff? 
 
(I bet you never see these types of things in Cirque Du Soleil!  )

 
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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/27 07:48:09 (permalink)
I own one but Korg stuff is a little difficult to use.
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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/27 09:25:30 (permalink)
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I own one but Korg stuff is a little difficult to use.



I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that this probably belongs in another thread...

 
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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/27 09:27:28 (permalink)
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I own one but Korg stuff is a little difficult to use.



I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that this probably belongs in another thread...




Nope.
 
padKontrol... fartKontrol.
 
Same dif.
 
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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/27 09:30:58 (permalink)
FartKontrol??
 
I thought Native Instruments was really getting desperate in making sales with their sound libraries.
 

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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/27 09:33:41 (permalink)
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FartKontrol??
 
I thought Native Instruments was really getting desperate in making sales with their sound libraries.
 



NOW the real Sample Tank 3 is revealed???

 
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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/27 09:36:59 (permalink)
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FartKontrol??
 
I thought Native Instruments was really getting desperate in making sales with their sound libraries.
 



NOW the real Sample Tank 3 is revealed???


Hehehe .......
 
 
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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/27 10:16:04 (permalink)

 


 
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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/28 21:02:38 (permalink)
Afterburner's on.  

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Re: Yøø gøt tø be kidding... 2013/09/28 21:37:14 (permalink)
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Afterburner's on.  



Ya!
 


 
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