spacey
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Ya know...
all that talk about the PC-T infections but what really
gets me is all the stupid **** questions that I see
asked.
An example would be kinda like an attack and don't
want that but geeze...
I know..I know...there is no such thing as a stupid
question....my arse.
So....When one does ask a stupid question like- What's a
good amp to sound like Carlos...just for example...
Now if ya spend time answering do ya think that dumbarse is going to
go out and buy one? If not, why did ya answer? And are
ya waiting on him/her to ask what kind of friggin' strings he used?
What wood is his guitar made out of?
Is there a Carlos box that just makes ya sound like him?
If I cut my fingernails in the shape of hearts will I sound
like Carlos?
It really just leads to me asking stupid questions. ****.
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Moshkiae
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 11:11:02
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Hi,
You forgot to add ... Mosh not being able to get past MC5 and played frisbee with it instead and his kitty!
As a wise Guy once stated from his holy chapala ... none of the hits, none of the time ... prevents you from becoming just another turkey in the middle of all the other turkeys!
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spacey
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 11:15:36
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Man...out of all the things that I've forgotten
and you have to mention that one.
No slack......what was your question?
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bapu
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 11:20:35
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So Michael,
What was the answer on the Carlos amp? I need one but I cannot be arsed to look it up.
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bapu
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 11:21:44
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Michael,
You may be missing out on the biggest display of PC-T on the entire internestwebbie. It's in the FSF.
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craigb
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 11:25:55
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I'm just still waiting for the free gear he's giving away...
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bapu
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 11:27:45
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craigb
I'm just still waiting for the free gear he's giving away...
Typical.
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 11:29:40
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bapu
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 11:33:04
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spacey
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 11:43:52
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Carlos is giving away free gear to Bapu ?
What'd ya do to piss Carlos off at you Craig?
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 11:59:38
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spacey
all that talk about the PC-T infections but what really
gets me is all the stupid **** questions that I see
asked.
An example would be kinda like an attack and don't
want that but geeze...
I know..I know...there is no such thing as a stupid
question....my arse.
So....When one does ask a stupid question like- What's a
good amp to sound like Carlos...just for example...
Now if ya spend time answering do ya think that dumbarse is going to
go out and buy one? If not, why did ya answer? And are
ya waiting on him/her to ask what kind of friggin' strings he used?
What wood is his guitar made out of?
Is there a Carlos box that just makes ya sound like him?
If I cut my fingernails in the shape of hearts will I sound
like Carlos?
It really just leads to me asking stupid questions. ****.
 I feel your pain. I have an illness that tells me anything I say might actually make a difference to anything. I'm looking into whether surgery can help me with this. What I really want is just to able to stand in a line and say "moo" or "bah" once in awhile without ever thinking anything one way or the other. It must be pure bliss.
post edited by Jonbouy - 2012/07/24 12:02:09
"We can't do anything to change the world until capitalism crumbles. In the meantime we should all go shopping to console ourselves" - Banksy
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spacey
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 12:23:42
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Jon, if you worked where I do....I swear I've heard "moo" and "bah" in three part
harmony...they seem very happy. I stand close and smile thinking it may rub off.
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bapu
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 12:36:43
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Hey Michael,
I have a stupid question for ya.
Why are stupid people soooooooooooooooooo veeeeeeeery stupid? And how can I get some?
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bapu
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 12:38:08
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Jonbouy
I have an illness that tells me anything I say might actually make a difference to anything.
That's not an illness, that's a brian brain. (or Am it?)
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spacey
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 12:38:50
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"Hey Michael, I have a stupid question for ya. Why are stupid people soooooooooooooooooo veeeeeeeery stupid? And how can I get some? "- Bapu Great. I'll put it with the rest of them. I wouldn't know....I recognize trick questions too!
post edited by spacey - 2012/07/24 12:41:21
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 13:12:59
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I just re-read this thread looking for a sub-text which would give me a clue to the on-going conversation.
Nope.
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bapu
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 13:18:22
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jamesg1213
I just re-read this thread looking for a sub-text which would give me a clue to the on-going conversation.
Nope.
Ewe dae not read hard enuf.
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Crg
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 18:49:56
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Carlos don't use off the shelf stuff. Pffft, why did I answer?
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bapu
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 18:53:31
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Crg
Pffft, why did I answer?
You assumed someone was listening? And would understand?
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Old55
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 18:57:56
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SteveStrummerUK
'The Jackal'?
I wonder if Daryl likes Jackals?
post edited by Old55 - 2012/07/24 19:00:16
Should auld acquaintance be forgot--hey, who the hell are you guys? X2(X3 pending hardware upgrade), Emulator X2, E-mu 1212M, Virtual String Machine
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bapu
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/24 19:12:27
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Daryl like EVERYTHING. Even arse.
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spacey
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/25 08:58:51
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bapu
So Michael,
What was the answer on the Carlos amp? I need one but I cannot be arsed to look it up.
Ed, you may know- my family is traveling so a friend stopped by to hang out last eve. It was amazing....he had a briefcase with bags of pills labeled like- "Carlos", "Jimi"...etc.. and told me just take one, any and you're not going to believe it... I picked the "Page" one. In no time I was bloated to the point I felt like Charlie and grandpaw Joe must have felt with that fizzy lifting drink....but it worked differently... Instead of burping it was farting....THE AMAZING thing is they sounded like Jimmy Page! I farted out Jimmy Page sounds out for hours! My friend hate one for Carlos and farted a version of Windflower that would blow ya away! And farts in harmony...man you'd have to be there. My friend wouldn't tell me where he got them so I guess people will just have to keep trying out amps....they're sure not getting my stash. ;)
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craigb
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/25 09:38:26
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Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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spacey
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/25 10:29:15
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Maybe the stupid questions would be better if they
were combined?
Take "how to sound like Carlos" and mix it with "how do you get motivation?"
Now I have so much running through my head with that it may be days
before that whoshing sound in front and a little above forehead level
goes away...
But I do have some answers for those with those particular issues..here's one for ya ta try..
Get your wife or girlfriend to take a baseball bat and put on Abraxas
and while it's playing at 10 you bend over and let her...do her thing and
then have her start yelling at you to play that guitar and record it and
the bats not going anywhere until you sound like Carlos and get a good recording!
After all the money you spent on this crap PLAY you animal!!, PLAY IT LIKE CARLOS!.
Yep. Mixing them may be the way to go.
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craigb
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/25 11:47:37
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You have strange preferences in ladies there Spacey!
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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bapu
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/25 11:51:14
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craigb
You have strange preferences in ladies there Spacey!
Don't knock it 'til you tried it?
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spacey
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/25 11:58:03
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craigb
You have strange preferences in ladies there Spacey!
See...PC-T. I have no desire to sound like Carlos nor do I have motivational deficiencies. Just an offer to help those with............should I say it? No, reckon it's best to let them be and best without me.
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craigb
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/25 12:04:50
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I just checked Craigslist my list, can't find any motivation there either...
post edited by craigb - 2012/07/25 12:12:34
Time for all of you to head over to Beyond My DAW!
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Re:Ya know...
2012/07/25 13:13:46
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Cakewalk, Reason 10, KOMPLETE 11, BIAB 2018, Roland OctaCapture, Finale 26, PCR-300, HP ZBook, Guitars __________________ Any text above is a random collection of characters which bear no meaning whatsoever. The reader will be held liable for any damage due to interpretation of these characters.
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2012/07/25 13:15:47
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Cakewalk, Reason 10, KOMPLETE 11, BIAB 2018, Roland OctaCapture, Finale 26, PCR-300, HP ZBook, Guitars __________________ Any text above is a random collection of characters which bear no meaning whatsoever. The reader will be held liable for any damage due to interpretation of these characters.
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