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2017/05/18 19:05:20 (permalink)

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A beautiful lady goes to bayoubill right after a gig and flat out tells him,  "Lets go to my house". So as soon as they get there she tells bayoubill,  "OK ,first put those handcuffs on me and tie me up."  He did.   Then she says "Now you big juicy, do what you do best."  bayoubill  got her TV, VCR, and a bottle of Crown Royal and skipped all the way home....

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    kennywtelejazz
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    Re: bayoubill 2017/05/18 19:35:26 (permalink)

    I had a lady friend (not GF )that was into all that bondage type of stuff ...
    She told me a perfect first date would be to tie the person up and just leave them there ..
    Of course it goes with out saying that at some point one would have to go back and untie the other person  
     
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    Re: bayoubill 2017/05/18 19:35:26 (permalink)
    yikes a dupe post OK just checking to see if she got untied
     
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    Re: bayoubill 2017/05/19 03:31:04 (permalink)
    I remember talking about this one girl who was into bondage and this derp chimes in with "She's a 007 fan?"
     
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    Re: bayoubill 2017/05/19 03:42:37 (permalink)
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    Re: bayoubill 2017/05/20 19:17:46 (permalink)
    .... My current song idea has mention of getting on ones knees to spit polish my boots.

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    Re: bayoubill 2017/05/21 09:55:56 (permalink) ☄ Helpfulby craigb 2017/05/21 16:35:32
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    post edited by soens - 2017/05/21 10:18:11
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    Re: bayoubill 2017/05/21 16:35:48 (permalink)
    Good point Soens! 

     
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    Re: bayoubill 2017/05/21 20:47:41 (permalink)
     
    Pfft ...
     
    It's all chains and ropes and handcuffs and bondage in the Straummy boudoir every night.
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    She'd escape otherwise.

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    Re: bayoubill 2017/05/21 22:58:04 (permalink)
    You forgot "Duct Tape" Steve, not good! 

     
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