[Hangs a diploma drawn in red crayon on the wall]
Right, then. Send in the Whack Jobs! No, that's a real diploma. I drew it myself. It's got a seal and everything. No, that's a seal, not a horse. I'm not a professional artist. No, I'm not a PhD. What good would that do? I'm an IhD. Doctor of Idiocy. Of course that's a real degree! It says so on the diploma!
So, lets organize into groups. If you're hearing voices, you're probably fine and you can go. If you're smelling voices, please line up over here. If your imaginary friends ever held an Intervention for you, please sit over here. If you have multiple personalities, please make sure that each of them fills out the forms and includes a legitimate form of payment. If cartoon animals frequently appear to you, please ask them what they did with my car keys. If you are from another planet, time, universe, or France, please identify your point of origin on this map of the Space Time continuum. If you are just here to deliver pizza, please bring it into the break room over here. If you only think you're here to deliver pizza, you're really not trying to make your delusions work for you, are you? Finally, if you are paranoid, I'll get to you later. When you least suspect it...
Ok. Everyone, please take a number. If the one you take shows the equation found in Bitflipper's signature, you must solve it before you'll know whether or not I'm calling your number.
Before we get started, I'll need a 10 gallon bucket of glitter, a staple gun, a wildebeast, and 57 cans of spray cheese. Ok! Let's get this underway before certain "Authorities" find us again...
Please step forward when I call your number. Yes, each of your personalities can draw a number, but only that personality can come when their number is called. Number Essence of Bunnyhood? Essence of Bunnyhood? No, you're number 5. Sorry. I believe that comes right after Chrysanthemum. What, you thought they'd be linear? What number are we on?