• Coffee House
  • Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.1076)
2012/09/25 11:07:47
SteveStrummerUK

I'd been seeing this girl for a couple of years. And then the nagging started...

"I wanna know your name."

"Why are you following me?"

"Get out of my bushes."
2012/09/25 11:08:06
Mesh
One mustn't throw stones at windows when living in a glass house.
2012/09/25 11:10:41
SteveStrummerUK

Bapsi was nagging me the other day about how I tell jokes that make absolutely no sense whatsoever ....













A woolly jumper!

2012/09/25 11:13:31
SteveStrummerUK

Bapsi's always nagging me to exercise, eat well and lose weight.

To avoid this, I decided to buy beer; so I went to the off license and asked the man for some Stella.

"Do you want a six pack?" he asked.

I replied, "Don't you feckin' start."
2012/09/25 11:22:41
bapu
SteveStrummerUK


Bapsi's always nagging me to exercise, eat well and lose weight.

To avoid this, I decided to buy beer; so I went to the off license and asked the man for some Stella.

"Do you want a six pack?" he asked.

I replied, "Don't you feckin' start."

CHORTLE36.8756
2012/09/25 11:53:06
SteveStrummerUK

Buster Bloodvessel is 6"1.





It's the height of Bad Manners.
2012/09/25 12:01:06
daryl1968
SteveStrummerUK


Buster Bloodvessel is 6"1.





It's the height of Bad Manners.

funny but to a limited audience :)
 
2012/09/25 12:09:50
Karyn
daryl1968


SteveStrummerUK


Buster Bloodvessel is 6"1.





It's the height of Bad Manners.

funny but to a limited audience :)
 
What a great guy (and band).  Did I tell y'all about the time I took Buster and the band to my local night club after a gig?  Wanna hear it again?     No??    Really?

2012/09/25 12:12:59
bapu
SteveStrummerUK


Buster Bloodvessel is 6"1.

{bapuGetsPedanticOnStraummy}
6 inches 1 does not see very tall to me
{/bapuGetsPedanticOnStraummy}

2012/09/25 12:14:50
bapu
Straummy, I'm I'm 73" tall; or as we say here in Amerigo, 6'1".

IOW I Am a steaming pile of......bapu.
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