Greeting to everyone.  I hope the day is treating you well.  

musicman100


All roight the Yanks are here to muddle with Roger Waters and set things in Dire Straits.


(Let JB begin.....) 
  
 

Hijacked!

Hi, Jack.  

(Who's Jack?)

I bought a bagel from an Audio Engineer this morning.  It's nice to see one of them land a gig. 

At least, I think she was an Audio Engineer.  It wasn't the right bagel.  I had to call the Producer over to get it right.

I bet she put Jack cheese on it instead of cream cheese roight?

UbiquitousBubba


I bought a bagel from an Audio Engineer this morning.  It's nice to see one of them land a gig. 

At least, I think she was an Audio Engineer.  It wasn't the right bagel.  I had to call the Producer over to get it right.

Are sure it was an actual audio engineer?  

Bagels are like audio--you have to get the right mix.  

Old55


Beagles like audio--they always get the right mix.  

FSF'd

How do you tell an acyual audio engineer?

Secret bootleg of one of Beagle's sessions...

[Background vocalists attempting to record their tracks]
Beagle: Hold it!  Cut!  Hang on!
BGV: What?  What's wrong?
Beagle: There's something missing.  Something important.  What is it?  Oh, Yes!  That's it!  It needs more becan."
BGV: What?
Beagle: More Becan!  Let's try it again.
[Vocalists attempt another take while Beagle eats a few slices]
Beagle: Cut!  No, no no!
BGV: What now?
Beagle: I have a disease, and the only cure is More Becan!  Roll it!
BGV: I should have been a dental hygenist.
[Another take is attempted while Beagle devours a platter of becan]
Beagle: Cut!
BGV: That was perfect!  What's the problem?
Beagle: The Beatles sang, "All you need is Love".  Dionne Warwick sang, "What the world needs now is love, sweet love."  Do you know what we need now?
BGV: Love?
Beagle: No!  Becan!  Haven't you been paying attention?
BGV: I have to get back to work at Walmart.  Can someone give me a ride?