Jonbouy


I am now officially the master of the Varispeed Hammered Dulcimer.
 
I'm about to bring a new dimension to it, I can change speed or pitch or speed and pitch.  There are no limits anymore.
 
Dulcimers will never be the same again.
 
You'll see.
 
Don't think I'm going to end with Dulcimers either.
 
Oh no! This is just the beginning..........

Have you cleared all that with the dulcimer union?  

Joan of Arse?  

 
French toast?

 
Earlier on, my old mate Pistolpete walked into the pub and said, "I'll have five bottles of your finest champagne."

"Bloody hell Pete" I said, "What are you splashing out for?"

"I won the jackpot," he smiled. "I got three numbers on the national lottery last night."

"Pete, you have to get six" I said.

"Sure thing" he shouted... "Six bottles of your finest champagne."
 
 

i like funcimers

Daryl

Sometimes when I click on the 'go to first unread message button' in the FSF, the forum software gets lost and confused as to what my last read message was and sends me to page 1.
Then I have to reread the whole thing.

Yeah, I hate when that happens.  

I just got caught up here.

Is it still 1979?

Time flies when you're...  never mind.