What is the difference between Jimmy Saville and Usain Bolt?



One appears on the telly in prime time wearing a track suit, holding a bunch of gold medals in his hand and is at his happiest when he has just done an under ten, and the other is the current 100m Olympic Champion.

I'm not very impressed with the Tesco home delivery service.....





Pfft, I ordered a 3 bedroom detached bungalow two weeks ago and there's still no sign of it.







© The Beano ~ 1971

© The Beano ~ 1971

 
Ah but it's the way you tell 'em!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
© Frank Carson ~ 1972

Jonbouy

© The Beano ~ 1971

 
Ah but it's the way you tell 'em!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
© Frank Carson ~ 1972

 
 
I don't get it.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
© All Americans; 1776 ~ 2012
 
 

Good day, lads.  

Arse.

Daryl thinks it.
BapuSedIt.

Jonbouy

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Jonbouy


Ya

I silver bannered! 

That'll be something to share with the Grandkids one day.

At least you did not bronze.


We don't have bronze here.

 
You mean bronzers are excluded.

You know, I pondered this and in fact there is a bronzer. It's called BOTP.

They are so easily forgotten, no?

So this is the Bronze Age?  

We're having a parasite-themed party up our road...





I'm the host.

A chinese bloke auditioned to be the drummer in our band. He was quite good but a bit out of sync, so I decided to give him a chance.

"The jobs yours, but youve got to stay in rhythm", I told him.

"No way man", he replied "I stay here, I not moving to North West for anything."