For those that missed it here is a pic of my pennes

A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with three young mothers and their small children.
"You all have obsessions," he observed.
To the first mother, he said, "You are obsessed with eating. You've even named your daughter Candy."
He turned to the second mom. "Your obsession is money. Again, it manifests itself in your child's name, Penny."
At this point, the third mother got up, took her little boy by the hand and whispered, "Come on, Dick, let's go."

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.  

She politely asks him to step out of his car. 

He willingly does so. 

She says, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." 

He replies "BREASTS."

One day in school the teacher asks little Johnny,
"If there were five birds on the tree and you shoot two birds with your gun then how many would be left?"
"None because they would all fly away.", replies little Johnny.
"That is incorrect.", says the teacher, "there would be three left, but I like the way you think."
Then little Johnny asks the teacher,
"If there were three women on the bench with an ice cream cone, one bitting on the cone, the other sucking the cone, and the last one licking her cone, which one is married?"
"The one sucking on the cone," guessed the teacher.
"That is incorrect," replies little Johnny," The one with the wedding ring on her finger is married, but I like the way you think."

Bapu will be appearing twice nightly and one saturday matinee.

bapu


My pennes

Pennes from heaven? 

Am I allowed to post a pic of my pennes here?

bapu


For those that missed it here is a pic of my pennes

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

See what I did there Mr K???

I refuse to comment on the likability of my pennes by a certain Lovely Lady.

So just don't ask, mmmmkaaaayyyyyyyy?