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  • Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.1184)
2012/10/09 10:25:31
Mesh
Karyn


Mesh


Karyn


daryl1968


Karyn


Old55


Mesh


Old55


daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'



OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.

What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

Did you never watch "Soap"?  Multiple cliff hangers each week..

Confused? You will be
 
I already Am


Are you bringing your cowbell? I heard Mooch's got a mono fixation....  
Find out in next week's episode of...   Tarts in a Jam!
 
 
See what I did there?

Well done!!
Brilliant!!
This is going to be a Big Hit!!
2012/10/09 10:32:39
Old55
Karyn


Old55


Mesh


Old55


daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'



OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.

What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

Did you never watch "Soap"?  Multiple cliff hangers each week..


Argh.  You're right.  I completely forgot about that.  OK, we won't be the first.  Oh, well.  Thanks for keeping me honest. 
2012/10/09 10:34:57
daryl1968
Mesh


Karyn


Mesh


Karyn


daryl1968


Karyn


Old55


Mesh


Old55


daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'



OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.

What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

Did you never watch "Soap"?  Multiple cliff hangers each week..

Confused? You will be
 
I already Am


Are you bringing your cowbell? I heard Mooch's got a mono fixation....  
Find out in next week's episode of...   Tarts in a Jam!
 
 
See what I did there?

Well done!!
Brilliant!!
This is going to be a Big Hit!!

oh good - are we going for the pretty pyramid page thingy again?
2012/10/09 10:59:30
Mesh
daryl1968


Mesh


Karyn


Mesh


Karyn


daryl1968


Karyn


Old55


Mesh


Old55


daryl1968


Bapu as Bapu, the mild mannered window cleaner who's afraid of heights

Mesh as Meshington Smythe - Bapu's intelligent room mate who is the real hero of the show although never gets the credit

McCue as his Neighbour, Mr McCue who is always pissed off with Bapu as UPS and Fedex are always knocking on his door trying to deliver Bapu's new plug ins and stuff

Jan - I think we have something - it could be called 'Tart in a Jam'



OK, here's the pilot for "Tart In A Jam":  


Bapu's boss (Mooch) is always yelling at him because he won't climb a ladder to do the windows.  So, Bapu goes to a therapist (Dr. Strummy).  Just when he's starting to make some progress, Bapu climbs a ladder to wash an upstairs window and see something that shocks him and causes a relapse.  

I like it....this is good.

What did he see? or is this how the plot thickens?

All of the above.  It will be the first sitcom with a cliff hanger.  I have a few ideas, but I'm also open to suggestions.  

Did you never watch "Soap"?  Multiple cliff hangers each week..

Confused? You will be
 
I already Am


Are you bringing your cowbell? I heard Mooch's got a mono fixation....  
Find out in next week's episode of...   Tarts in a Jam!
 
 
See what I did there?

Well done!!
Brilliant!!
This is going to be a Big Hit!!

oh good - are we going for the pretty pyramid page thingy again?


It just might be an unavoidable result of this spine tingling, hair raising, at the edge of your seat cliff hanger!!  
2012/10/09 11:19:56
Ham N Egz
sew we are resorting to sinsationalism and flasy tv shows to keep this malprop lumbering along??


Warm Regards,

MM notQ
2012/10/09 11:23:43
Mesh
musicman100


sew we are resorting to sinsationalism and flasy tv shows to keep this malprop lumbering along??


Warm Regards,

MM notQ


The Public demands it.
2012/10/09 11:23:51
Old55
musicman100


sew we are resorting to sinsationalism and flasy tv shows to keep this malprop lumbering along??


Warm Regards,

MM notQ


  Got something better? 
2012/10/09 11:29:44
Ham N Egz
Old55


musicman100


sew we are resorting to sinsationalism and flasy tv shows to keep this malprop lumbering along??


Warm Regards,

MM notQ


  Got something better? 


yea what about good old fashioned penne jokes???
2012/10/09 11:34:33
daryl1968
anyone want to see my Uncle's big cock again?
2012/10/09 11:35:15
Old55
musicman100


Old55


musicman100


sew we are resorting to sinsationalism and flasy tv shows to keep this malprop lumbering along??


Warm Regards,

MM notQ


  Got something better? 


yea what about good old fashioned penne jokes???


Fine with me.
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