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2012/10/11 12:38:27
bapu
o i c wot u dun dere daryl
2012/10/11 12:42:02
daryl1968
bapu


o i c wot u dun dere daryl


grasping at straws really but to paraphrase the great James Brown, 'whatever I say it's gotta be (un)funny'
2012/10/11 12:57:33
SteveStrummerUK

In light of recent revelations, Jimmy Savile's family have had his gravestone removed along with the flowers as a mark of respect.

It just leaves a small hole and no bush around it...

Which is just what he'd have wanted.
2012/10/11 13:07:07
Ham N Egz
SteveStrummerUK


In light of recent revelations, Jimmy Savile's family have had his gravestone removed along with the flowers as a mark of respect.

It just leaves a small hole and no bush around it...

Which is just what he'd have wanted.


I whoosh I unnerstan what thats all about...
2012/10/11 13:07:19
SteveStrummerUK

I notice that in today's Daily Mirror they have printed two photographs of each of Jimmy Savile's alleged victims. Alongside a recent image of each girl, there is an old school photo to illustrate how young she was when the offenses took place.

The photos are helpfully titled "Now, Then. Now, Then. Now, Then."

2012/10/11 13:10:21
Ham N Egz
 he was the first person to use two turntables and a microphone, at the Grand Records Ball at the Guardbridge Hotel in 1947.[7] It was billed as 'Jimmy Saville introducing Juke Box Doubles'. Savile is acknowledged as being one of the pioneers of using twin turntables for continuous play of music,[8] although his claim has been disputed (twin turntables had been illustrated in the BBC Handbook in 1929 and were advertised for sale in Gramophone magazine in 1931

Savile was famous for his yodel[23] and his catchphrases included "how's about that, then?", "now then, now then, now then", "goodness gracious", "as it 'appens" and "guys and gals". Savile was frequently spoofed for his distinctive appearance, which almost always featured a track suit or shell suit, along with gold jewellery. A range of licensed fancy dress costumes were released with his consent in 2009. Savile was also known as a cigar smoker and usually smoked very expensive Cuban brands.[

memory, with the words 'Jimmy Savile – but not just yet!' added as an inscription.[31][32] A bachelor, Savile lived with his mother (whom he referred to as "The Duchess") and kept her bedroom and wardrobe exactly as it was when she died. Every year he had her clothes dry cleaned. Savile's personal relationships were rarely the subject of media report or comment during his lifetime. He claimed in his autobiography that he had had many intimate relations with members of the opposite sex, describing his first introduction to women in detail and then adding that "there have been trains and, with apologies to the hit parade, boats and planes (I am a member of the 40,000 ft club) and bushes and fields, corridors, doorways, floors, chairs, slag heaps, desks and probably everything except the celebrated chandelier and ironing board

Savile claimed that the key to his success on Jim'll Fix It had been that he disliked children, although he later admitted to saying this to deflect scrutiny of his personal life. He did not own a computer, explaining that he did not want anybody to think that he was downloading child pornography.[36]
In October 2012 it was reported that Savile had publicly defended the convicted paedophile pop star Gary Glitter saying that "he just watched a few 'dodgy films' and was only vilified because he was a celebrity... It were for his own gratification. Whether it was right or wrong is up to him as a person. But they didn't do anything wrong."[37]


NOW I unnstan
2012/10/11 13:14:01
SteveStrummerUK

Now then now then guys and gals, welcome to the show....



Pop Off Your Tops!!

2012/10/11 13:24:57
SteveStrummerUK

Gordon Ramsay has been caught shipping in ready made meals via transit van to serve in his restaurant....





He was quick to point out that although this is true, the van does have 4 Michelin tyres.

2012/10/11 14:02:25
Mesh
What we need is some classic Detroit Rock City


2012/10/11 14:07:33
jamesg1213

Larry and me are watching you...


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