There was a large group of people watching a mime outside Newcastle's Metro Radio Arena earlier.

So I put my hand in my pocket and threw some loose change...






Everybody else wanted Cheryl Cole's autograph.

musicman100

SteveStrummerUK


Arse

PS its spellud COLORS...

 
And "spellud" is er..... spelled: "spelled"
 
 

It's quite well known that Cheryl Cole loves a black c**k, so that means I'm in with a chance....




I haven't washed it in months.

FSF is like a well-tended orchard that has bought a richness of fine fruit and looks like it will continue to do so for many years to come.
 
Long live FSF, King of Banana Orchards.

SteveStrummerUK

musicman100

SteveStrummerUK


Arse

PS its spellud COLORS...

 
And "spellud" is er..... spelled: "spelled"
 
 

you DID see what I did there, yes?I was trying to be bapu unfunny..

I saw Cheryl Cole in the street today.

"Hi" I said, "I think it's disgusting how men treat you like a sex object."





"Get your hands off my tits" she screamed.

SteveStrummerUK


I saw Cheryl Cole in the street today.

"Hi" I said, "I think it's disgusting how men treat you like a sex object."





"Get your hands off my tits" she screamed.

you made me Google this chick, and I attempted to read the Wiki article on here,,,
 
 
it was too damnn long,,,
 
can you synopsis her  in 25 words or less?

musicman100

SteveStrummerUK


I saw Cheryl Cole in the street today.

"Hi" I said, "I think it's disgusting how men treat you like a sex object."





"Get your hands off my tits" she screamed.

you made me Google this chick, and I attempted to read the Wiki article on here,,,
 
 
it was too damnn long,,,
 
can you synopsis her  in 25 words or less?

25 words would be too many.
 
There you go I did it in 6 (ish)

It has been widely reported that Cole lip-syncs during live performances.

Cole has named Britney Spears and Beyoncé Knowles as a few of her inspirations, performance and fashion wise.^[159

Cole has become a recognised and photographed style icon;^[4][5][6] referred to as a fashionista by the press


I understand, now...

Google is telling me that it's the 161^st anniversary of Moby Dick...
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
I've never had it that long.