I used to infuriate my school chemistry teacher by repeatedly ignoring his instructions and holding beakers of acid directly over the Bunsen burner....




I was a rebel without a gauze.

Nike have pulled out from their deal backing Lance Armstrong.




That seems fair as they don't want the kids making their shoes in sweat shops for a penny an hour to feel they're associated with a drugs cheat.


 


Wow, biting social commentary there Straummy.
 
 

Newcastle United have put their new top on sale, complete with club sponsor....





It's £39.99, or 52 weekly payments of £127.43.








Boing!! - #2 from the Straummy. I should get a job on The Times.

My maths teacher was yelling at me because I couldn't understand how to use a protractor...









Insults were flying at me from all angles.

My new girlfriend is a cagefighter.....










They all are, for the first day or two.

Lance Armstrong has flown into New York to deny doping claims....


 



It would have been more convincing if he'd used a plane.







#3

I don't wish to appear big headed or owt, but I'm expecting a rake of YHBTs as soon as Bapsi arrives on the scene.



And there will be much disappointment and possible sulking if'n I don't get them.



Harrumph etc in advance.

For our chemistry exam we had to write a thousand words on acid.....







Unfortunately my pen turned into a green and purple polka-dot monkey and the floor melted.

Strummy's in full flow again

Chortle²⁴