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  • Bapu's (and others) random thoughts for the day. (p.1243)
2012/10/18 11:36:43
daryl1968
bapu


daryl1968


Karyn


I think you'll find "arse" is the word...


I think you'll find that "bird'" is the word

Well, no... actually ARSE is the werd.


well done
2012/10/18 11:39:08
SteveStrummerUK
daryl1968


bapu


daryl1968


Karyn


I think you'll find "arse" is the word...


I think you'll find that "bird'" is the word

Well, no... actually ARSE is the werd.


well done

 
'Tis true - The Bird Is The Word
 
 
2012/10/18 11:44:23
bapu
Straummy is out silvered by Colin.
2012/10/18 11:44:45
SteveStrummerUK
My new girlfriend was telling me she was there when the Berlin Wall came down...




I believe her. That sort of thing happens a lot when she's trying to reverse park.


 
 
 


<<<<Straummy running and ducking>>>>*







* Or "multi-tasking" as we blokes like to call it
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Phew - it's lucky for me that not many ladies of the opposite sex can be arsed to read this fred.
 
 
 
2012/10/18 11:46:14
SteveStrummerUK
bapu


Straummy is out silvered by Colin.

 
YHBTs mean nothing to Straummy.
 
 
2012/10/18 11:47:30
SteveStrummerUK

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have alzheimers,
Cheese on toast.
2012/10/18 11:48:58
Bristol_Jonesey
SteveStrummerUK


My new girlfriend was telling me she was there when the Berlin Wall came down...




I believe her. That sort of thing happens a lot when she's trying to reverse park.


 
 
 


<<<<Straummy running and ducking>>>>*







* Or "multi-tasking" as we blokes like to call it
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Phew - it's lucky for me that not many ladies of the opposite sex can be arsed to read this fred.
 
 
 


Ladies of the opposite sex I can cope with.

The others I run away from.
2012/10/18 11:49:18
bapu
SteveStrummerUK


bapu


Straummy is out silvered by Colin.

 
YHBTs mean nothing to Straummy.
 
 

Straumyy,


I see that your signature is inaccurate.


NagBap is not listed. 
2012/10/18 11:49:24
SteveStrummerUK

I walked out into the middle of the road, failing to notice a car speeding towards me.

After just managing to jump out of the way, I noticed it was driven by Billy Ray Cyrus....
 
I thought to myself, Wow, I dodged a mullet there.

2012/10/18 11:51:04
bapu
I once heard a woman call herself part of the "female species".


No punch line. True story.
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