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2012/10/19 09:11:59

Mesh

Old55

Mesh

G'Morning everyone!!

I know there's a lot of valuable info already in here, but wondered if there's any special topic we need to discuss today?

He a suggestion: Animal Practice--the show with the monkey--got cancelled. I don't think it had much of a chance to begin with. It's the show that the network pre-empted the Olympics concert to broadcast. I only saw a few minutes of it. The monkey was very talented.

Is this the same monkey that went ahead and started a band "The Forum Monkees"? or are you talking about another talented primate?

2012/10/19 09:18:04

Old55

Mesh

Old55

Mesh

G'Morning everyone!!

I know there's a lot of valuable info already in here, but wondered if there's any special topic we need to discuss today?

He a suggestion: Animal Practice--the show with the monkey--got cancelled. I don't think it had much of a chance to begin with. It's the show that the network pre-empted the Olympics concert to broadcast. I only saw a few minutes of it. The monkey was very talented.

Is this the same monkey that went ahead and started a band "The Forum Monkees"? or are you talking about another talented primate?

Maybe, I'm not sure. I think it's the one that is in "The Hangover" movie.

2012/10/19 09:50:41

daryl1968

did someone mention monkeys?

2012/10/19 09:56:32

Mesh

Hey, that's a great idea for a movie: "The Hangover Monkees"

2012/10/19 10:01:47

daryl1968

2012/10/19 10:07:20

Mesh

daryl1968

Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

2012/10/19 10:07:51

Ham N Egz

I did , why?

2012/10/19 10:17:13

Ham N Egz

Is this big enough to haul off this huge steaming pile of FRED???

2012/10/19 10:19:24

Ham N Egz

THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease,
your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped,
will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire,
the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes),
the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now
(works every time)

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water,
the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases dramatically
when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee,
your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room,
they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering
are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible
if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits,
it's ugly.

Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like,
they will stop making it.

Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor,
by the time you get there you'll feel better.
Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.

2012/10/19 10:19:35

Mesh

musicman100

I did , why?

Oh Good

....my minds a blank.

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